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FrenchFury Minecraft Server

Anglo, Behavior, comparison, cucks, Cultural differences, culture, Differences, emasculation, Fly, French, FrenchFury, Masculinity, Minecraft, Nationalities, Perception, pride, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Weak

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of being surrounded by weak anglo cucks in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the French! Our players are all skilled warriors who will never let anyone push them around. Plus, rumor has it that our secret weapon is a baguette that can summon an army of beret-wearing minions to do our bidding. So come join us and show those anglo cucks who’s boss! Vive la France!

Minecraft SMP: RWBYTrashPTSD2807

discussion, E-Celebs, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, ptsd, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RWBY, RWBY content, RWBY Thread, RWBYTrashPTSD2807, Scarletverse Thread, Ships, smp, spam posts, Trash General, viz media

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Potions Brewed:	175	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mines Excavated:	4429	Ores Mined:	7370
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

🌟 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can argue about RWBY all day long without anyone telling you it’s good? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for RWBY lovers and haters alike to come together and duke it out.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict rule against discussing ships, porn, E-Celebs, or IRL politics because who needs that drama in their virtual world? And if you see any spam posts, just report them and ignore the haters. Don’t believe their lies, trust us, we’re the real deal.

In our latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!), but fear not, all RT content and some RWBY content can now be found at rtarchive.org. And if that wasn’t wild enough, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media – what a plot twist!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP where Patch will rise again and the madness never ends. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wacky world? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮🤪

DinnerFoodDrama Minecraft Server

aita, another store, autism, breakfast foods, CEREAL, cheaper deals, Cheese, DinnerFoodDrama, family conflict, food shopping, Fruit, grocery shopping, Guava, individual shopping, meat, mind reading powers, Minecraft, neurotypical, not buying dinner food, oat milk, online shopping, ran out, Server, sister, stock up, texted mom

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Star Shards Collected:	170
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mines Excavated:	2531
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crops Grown:	9888	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appear out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Meat Monster, a creature made entirely out of meat that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Meat Monster and claim victory?

Join now for a truly bizarre and unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even shopping for meat without being told!

BabysitCraft: Teen Trouble

BabysitCraft, Babysitting, child support, civil relationship, co parenting, custody, Experience, long distance, Moving in, only child, overreacting, peaceful separation, relationship, reminders, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step siblings, Struggles, summer break, Teen, Trouble, younger kids

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	8843	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Enchantments Applied:	273
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where co-parenting drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where your only responsibility is to craft and survive.

Are you tired of your ex making questionable parenting decisions? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own virtual family without any drama. No child support, no babysitting duties – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

Imagine a world where your only concern is keeping your virtual Lab fed and watered, without any reminders needed. Say goodbye to awkward conversations with your ex about who should be responsible for the kids – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is protecting your creations from creepers.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more entertaining than building epic structures is watching the virtual drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

CityScapeMinecraftSMP

bad reputation, BIAS, city, CityScapeMinecraftSMP, criticism, image, judgement, misconceptions, misconstrued, misjudged, misunderstood, NEGATIVE, Opinions, Perception, public perception, reputation, Stereotypes, UNFAIR, unfairness, unjust, US city, wrongly judged

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Towns Built:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of being judged for where you come from? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave your bad reputation at the door! We’ve got players from all over the world who will welcome you with open arms and help you build a new reputation from scratch. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor of our virtual city is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show the world that our city is the place to be!

BlockyBrainFarts

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
New Chunks Explored:	218773	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.

EnergeticKidsMC

Accidents, Awareness, Caution, children, emergency room visits, EnergeticKidsMC, Environment, hazards, Injuries, Kids, outdoor activities, Parental Responsibility, Playground, Playtime, potential energy, Prevention, Protection, Risk, Safety, Safety Measures, supervision

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Dimension Hops:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]

Aqias, Battles, building competition, Claim Land, Commerce, Commercial, continent, Forgotten, Geopolitical, Glory, GRAND, historians, History, join us, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Other, passwords, Projects, Railway, residential, Roleplay, Server, Trade, world-building

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ores Mined:	4720
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cita_di_Octara
Discord	Join Now
Description	Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What can I do in the server?	– Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries
Are there paid ranks and crates?	No, the server is staunchly anti P2W so there will be no paid ranks and crates.
What are ages in the server?	Ages are content updates for the server where changes are made to what can be sold in the shop, new areas are added to the map, and new plugins are installed.
How is the server’s performance?	The server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes.
Where can I find more information?	– Discord – Wiki

MineDuelz Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 8, Banlists, Blue Eyes edition, database, Decklists, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, MineDuelz, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	732	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3001	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things crazy and hilarious! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blue Eyes White Dragon shenanigans and epic duels that will leave you in stitches.

Forget about building boring houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be summoning dragons and battling it out with other players in epic card duels. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to come near us!

Don’t miss out on the upcoming release of the Structure Deck: Advent of Blue Eyes – it’s going to blow your mind! And if you’re feeling lucky, join the AMC Cup 8 and show off your dueling skills to win some epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded

Dave Meltzer, professional wrestling, retarded, shoot, SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling analysts, wrestling commentators, wrestling community, wrestling critics, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling insiders, wrestling journalism, wrestling news, wrestling observers, wrestling reviews, wrestling rumors

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5940	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crops Grown:	8997	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!