🔥Pissbabies in my threads and on my ‘jaks Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

SisterlyShowdown Minecraft Server

aesthetics clash, apartment living, compromise, cooking responsibilities, family dynamics, family home sale, free rent, living arrangements, messy sister, Minecraft, moving out, Parental Pressure, personal space, rent payment, room size, roommate issues, separate living, Server, sharing space, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SisterlyShowdown

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Are you tired of living with a messy sister who can’t cook and wants to turn your place into a pregame party zone? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without any annoying roommates!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sharing space or compromising on aesthetics. You can have the biggest room and decorate it however you want, without someone crying and making lame excuses about cleaning up.

And the best part? No one will demand free rent from you or get mad when you want to live separately. So come join us and build your dream house without any family drama!

FamilyDramaAirBnB

AirB&B, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family dynamics, family relationships, FamilyDramaAirBnB, Frustration, grandchildren, home etiquette, house rules, in-laws, Marriage, parenting, personal space, Respect, stepmom, visitation

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Vote4Blocks – Trump’s Rally Edition

AMERICANS, Campaign, Citizens, controversy, Democracy, Edition, election, indifference, leadership, Manipulation, opinion, perspective, Politics, president, Rally, reddit, Speech, Statement, trump, Trumps, Vote, Vote4Blocks, Voting

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to care about you at all, we just want you to play! Our president, Steve, will greet you with open arms and a pickaxe in hand, ready to mine some votes… I mean diamonds! So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a wild ride of blocky fun. Who needs politicians when you have creepers to worry about? Join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

FrenchSnapElection Minecraft Server

#announcement, Campaign, decision, Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, election, EU vote, european union, France, French parliament, FrenchSnapElection, Government, lawmakers, legislative, Macron, Minecraft, policy changes, Politics, President Macron, Server, snap election, Voting

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.

plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyWarfare

airspace violation, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyWarfare, cross-border attack, damage assessment, direct hit, escalation, Fires, first time, international relations, Military Action, military source, political implications, russia, security concerns, SKY NEWS, Target, UKRAINIAN, warplane, weapon

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian warplanes are firing weapons at targets inside russia for the first time!! 😱🚀🔥

our server is so lit, it’s like a real life warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of actual danger. imagine building your dream castle while warplanes are flying overhead and explosions are happening all around you. it’s like a thrill ride without the risk of actually getting hurt.

join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a war hero in the world of minecraft! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now! 🤪🎮🏰

SharkCraftCamelLands

adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, apex predators, Biodiversity, camels, coexistence, desert animals, ecological balance, Evolution, ignorance, interspecies interactions, marine life, natural world, ocean creatures, predator-prey relationships, predatory animals, SharkCraftCamelLands, Sharks, survival instincts, wildlife

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Yo, have you ever seen a shark riding a camel? Well, you will on our server! Join now and witness the epic battle between land and sea creatures as they fight for dominance. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Ride one of these bad boys into battle and watch as your enemies cower in fear. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Sharks may not know that camels exist, but on our server, anything is possible!

EVANIA Just Opened TODAY! – Custom Enchants, Crystal Dungeons, and Earworm Soundtracks! A Minecraft Server like no other! Java 1.20.1

#earworm, 1.20.1, Claims, crystal, Custom, custom worlds, Customenchants, DarkSouls Type Battles, discord voice, Dungeons, Dupe Protect, Dynmap, Enchants, EVANIA, Gated World Types, Griefing Protected, Inventory Protect, java, Magic, Minecraft, Opened, Random Teleports, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Soundtracks, Today, Vanilla Mobs

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Server Overview

Java IP	EVANIA.ONLINE

Just opened today! Free to play Minecraft server with hand-crafted story, dungeons, custom monsters, and exciting battles. All suggestions for add-ons are considered.

Features:

Java 1.20.1
In-Game Map: evania.online
Hand Crafted Dungeons/Dark Souls Type Battles
All Custom + Vanilla Mobs
WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected
Multiple Magic+Custom Items
In-Game Soundtracks
Multiple Gated World Types
Discord Voice Vicinity
Random Teleports

Join the Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/bUVY7bMR6t

Gameplay Videos: Video 1, Video 2

Looking for players to take up land and build on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is free to play for everyone.
Are there hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters?	Yes, the server features hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters.
What protection plugins are used on the server?	WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected are used for protection.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, there is a Discord server for players to communicate.
Are there multiple world types and random teleports?	Yes, there are multiple gated world types and random teleports available on the server.

Minecraft server: LiteralKidult

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.

But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

StarkCraft Minecraft Server – Astrology Edition

ambitious, Astrological Natal Chart, astrology, Billie Starkz, Compassionate, Crafty, Creative, Curious, determination, Edition, Empathetic, enthusiastic, fair-minded, freedom, Good, idealistic, independent, Intelligent, Intuitive, Minecraft, Nervous, observant, Observation, Optimistic, perceptive, Server, StarkCraft, Subtle, transformation, travel, VERBAL, warm-hearted, Willpower, wired

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and meet Billie, the mystical Minecraft goddess who will guide you on epic adventures like no other.

Billie is not your average Minecraft character. She is a mix of Wonder Woman and Hermione Granger, with a dash of Indiana Jones thrown in for good measure. She is independent, curious, and always up for a challenge. With her by your side, you’ll conquer dungeons, slay dragons, and build the most epic structures the Minecraft world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Billie is also a master of observation and can sniff out hidden treasures like a bloodhound. She’ll lead you to secret caves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the loot your heart desires. Plus, she’s got a knack for turning any bad situation around with her determination and willpower.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and embark on wild and wacky adventures with the one and only Billie? Trust us, once you meet her, you’ll never want to leave our server!

CryCraft: No Apologies Needed

apologies, Apologize.., Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, Correction, CryCraft, Cultural differences, cultural values, dinner party, discipline, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, family, family dynamics, Needed, Niece, parenting, rude comment, sibling, sibling rivalry, Son

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than a fresh slice of pizza! Join us for weekly dinner parties filled with wild antics and spicy confrontations.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner savage like my son did when he roasted my niece for not eating pizza. Who needs processed junk when you can feast on grass like a healthy cow, am I right?

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of wholesome fun for those who prefer to keep it classy. Build your dream world, explore epic landscapes, and make friends with other players who appreciate a good slice of drama now and then.

So come on down to our server and let your Minecraft adventures be as wild as a family dinner party with too much wine. Just remember, no matter what, always stand up for your momma like my son did. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Towns Built:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9794	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Star Shards Collected:	276	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Towns Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6463
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Falling into the Void:	1	Star Shards Collected:	100

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Must-See Pissbabies in my threads and on my ‘jaks Minecraft Servers

Server Overview

Features:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions: