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Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, Edition, Fangs, fangs edition, homog, Homogs, horny, image maker, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash Thread, picrew, picrew.me, reentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread Template, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ores Mined:	3217	Dimension Hops:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	162	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, homog, horny, image maker, Kitty Edition, long tail, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash, picrew, picrew.me, Rentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3632	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	128
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Farms Harvested:	851	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

America, anti-semitism, Conflict, Crafty, CREEPERS, Defense, defense system, Dome, hezbollah, international relations, Iron, Iron Dome, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, military technology, Missiles, Pissrael, Rockets, SECURITY, Support, threat, useless, WARFARE, weapons, West

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	49
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Epic LOLs!

AD-EU, April Trading Post, Chaos, Crafting, dragonflight.blizzard.com, Epic, General Resources, heroic raids, level squish, lols, MEETUPS, MineLOL, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shiver Me Timbers, the war within, trading post items, World of Warcraft, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimension Hops:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have epic meetups that are so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in! Watch out for the War Within trailer, because things are about to get wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s causing a plunderstorm that will make you shiver in excitement! But don’t worry, our Remix: Pandaria will take you on a journey through raids and heroic raids that will leave you screaming “FOR THE HORDE!”

We’ve made some insane S4 Dungeon changes that will have you sweating harder than a pig in a hot desert. Get ready for harder M0 dungeons with no affixes or timer – it’s a challenge fit for a diamond-clad warrior like yourself.

And don’t even get us started on the April Trading Post. We’ve got items that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in a mineshaft full of diamonds. Plunderstorm section? Spring finery? It’s all here, waiting for you to dive in and claim your loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the adventures are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. Old players are welcome, but get ready for a whole new world of madness and mayhem. See you in the game, adventurer!

IncelCraft: Where even the creepers can’t get a date! Join us for WW3 shenanigans and blocky mayhem!

blocky, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, date, enlistment, Entertainment, Future, hobbies, IncelCraft, Incels, internet, ISOLATION, Join, Loneliness, MAYHEM, Military, QT, relationships, self improvement, Shenanigans, Social Skills, society, Survival, Technology, War, ww3

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of spending your days in a bunker during WW3, wondering if you’ll ever find love? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and enlist in our virtual army, where you can show off your PvP skills and maybe even attract a virtual qt while you’re at it. Who needs real-life combat when you can battle it out in our pixelated world and potentially find your pixelated soulmate? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive WW3 and find love in the process!

Farmville Frenzy

character design, crop rotation, decent person, FANTASY, farmville, Frenzy, isekai, Isekai Kenkokuki, magic systems, Manga, manhwa, Overlord, Power Fantasy, Re:Monster, Reborn as a Feudal Lord Gathering a Talented Elite So This Land Can Thrive by Employing My Past Life Experiences as an Overworked White-Collar Worker, Recommendations, Saga of Tanya the Evil, Struggling, The Exiled Reincarnated Heavy Knight is Unrivaled in Game Knowledge, The Greatest Estate Developer, trash genre

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	152
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ores Mined:	8455	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a whole new world of adventure and fun? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate isekai experience you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diverse character designs that will make you forget all about those boring old tropes. Say goodbye to kemonomimi slave girls and hello to male MCs with male friends who actually earn their strength through hard work and struggle.

Our server features a hard magic system that will immerse you in a world like never before. And don’t worry, our author is a decent person who won’t brush aside any questionable behavior from our MCs (looking at you, Re:Monster).

So come join us on this epic journey, where you’ll meet characters you’ll actually care about and experience adventures that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, this is the Minecraft server you never knew you needed in your life!

Indoor Kids Club Minecraft Server: Where Parents Prefer Pixels Over Playgrounds!

child development, club, concerns, Dangers, digital age, indoor, internet access, internet safety, Kids, Minecraft, modern parenting, online dangers, online safety, outside world, parental control, parenting, Parenting styles, parents, pixels, playgrounds, prefer, Safety, screen time, Server, supervision, Technology

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3203	Animals Bred:	200
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of being cooped up inside all day because your parents think the outside world is too dangerous? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only danger is running out of diamonds!

Our server is so safe, parents will be begging their kids to log on and play for hours on end. Who needs fresh air and sunshine when you can have virtual adventures and build epic structures?

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only supervision you need is from our friendly moderators. Join now and see why parents everywhere are ditching outdoor play for online fun!

FeminineCraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks and Show America How It’s Done!

America, Asians, beauty standards, blocks, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminine, FeminineCraft, feminism, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Global, Identity, Latinas, MODERN, Perception, rule, Show, society, Stereotypes, Traditional, Women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Tired of all the un-feminine women in America? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, all the players are required to wear pink tutus and tiaras while playing! We’ve created a safe space where only the most feminine players can thrive. Join us and experience a world where latinas and asians reign supreme in the realm of femininity. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where everyone is as delicate as a flower? Join now and embrace your inner princess!

Chat LOLz Minecraft Server

2021, Backlash, Bitch, Chat, controversy, criticism, DELETED, Drama, emoji, gura, insecure, internet personality, lolz, mascot, Minecraft, missing, Online Community, post, Server, social media, streaming, Vtuber

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	286490	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with insecure bitches like Gura? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Say goodbye to deleted messages and hello to a community where everyone is treated like the precious pixelated gem they are. Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!

addicted, addiction, Asians, controversy, culture, DUMBEST, Entertainment, gacha, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, Items, Lucky, market, Media, microtransactions, mobile, Players, Popular, SLOP, Social, trend, virtual, westerners

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7486	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Votes:	8101
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1830
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you crave excitement and adventure beyond the usual block-building? Then come join our server, where gacha is not just for “dumb gambling addicted asians” anymore!

Picture this: You stumble upon a mysterious gacha machine in the middle of the virtual forest. You decide to give it a spin and out pops a rare, mythical creature that becomes your loyal companion on all your Minecraft adventures. But be warned, these creatures have a mind of their own and may lead you into some wacky situations!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Wars, where players battle it out using their gacha creatures in epic PvP battles. Will you come out victorious and claim the title of Gacha Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our gacha-filled world!

Crafting Chaos: Where Iran is Safe and Creeper-Free!

catastrophic event, Chaos, Conflict, Crafting, CreeperFree, Crisis, Destruction, face of the earth, geopolitical turmoil, global security, imminent danger, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear, political tension, regime change, Safe, sanctions, threat, War, wiped off, world news

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a server that’s hotter than a lava pit in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Iran is about to be wiped off the face of the earth! Join us for some explosive fun as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the legendary ghostly figure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now before it’s too late!