Not only will you look amazing, but you’ll also gain special abilities like the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep or shoot glitter bombs at your enemies. And don’t worry about creepers blowing up your new look – we have a team of fashionable armor designers who will make sure you’re always on trend and protected.
So come join us and experience the biggest impact of all – becoming the hottest player in Minecraft history!
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!
Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, like building a house entirely out of cake or taming a herd of explosive llamas. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players.
But fear not, because our community is always ready to lend a hand or a diamond sword in times of need. So come on, embrace your inner skinny boy and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover your true potential…and maybe even find love in a blocky world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Block Booty” competition, where players compete to see who has the most impressive pixelated posterior. Trust us, you’ve never seen curves like these before!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheeky as it is creative, come join us and get ready to be blown away by the beauty of blocky babes and their bootylicious builds!
We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s teeth, more creepers than a haunted house, and more lava than a volcano on steroids. Join us and you’ll be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs like a boss.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, we once had a player who built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story, bro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even President Arce from Bolivia tried to stage a coup just to get a piece of the action! Can you believe it? He was all like, “I must have the diamonds and emeralds for myself!” But our players were like, “Nah, bro, these are ours!”
So, if you wanna be part of the madness, come join us! We’ve got a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, a secret underground base filled with treasure, and a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the chaos begin!
but, like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally escape all that crazy stuff and just chill and build and explore, man.
join us and let your mind run wild as you create the most insane structures and landscapes you can imagine. and who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret portal to another dimension where you can meet those aliens and party with them, bro.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride and let’s see where our thoughts can take us, man. it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude.
Place your generators and start make money! Make your base and raid enemy bases to steal everything!
GENERATORS PVP & RAIDING GANGS COMPETITIVE & PAYOUTS
ext.genust.net
Kingdom’s Crest! A soft role play server of civilizations in Medieval Europe. Build, Roleplay, do diplomacy and more!
142.44.251.135:25596
| Description | Poly-Craft is a greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server focusing on a tight-knit community. |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla |
| Greylist | Yes |
| Community | Mature and friendly |
| Map Start Date | 6/26/2024 at 6pm EDT |
| Application | Apply Here |
| Server IP | Polycraft.mcserver.us |
| Discord | Join Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed. We have strict rules against griefing and offenders will be banned. |
| Are there any age restrictions to join? | We have a mature community, so we expect players to act responsibly and respectfully towards others. |
| What plugins are used on the server? | We use a few essential plugins for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to vanilla as possible. |
| Can I build anywhere on the server? | We have designated areas for building to keep the server organized. Please check with staff for available building spots. |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good time. Need a break from mining? How about participating in our weekly llama races? That’s right, we have llamas that can sprint faster than a speeding bullet!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Buffolfo, a half-buffalo, half-wolf creature that roams the land protecting players from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it, if you can tame the Buffolfo, you’ll gain the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join BUFFolfo today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing chickens – they’re known to throw epic parties that last for days!
Join us for non-stop action and adventure as you navigate through treacherous biomes and battle against mobs that are more ruthless than any dictator. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a rebellious army fighting for freedom and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you conquer, build, and survive in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
