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CleanCraft: Wife Edition

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	127	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Crops Grown:	4009	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

LoudCarGriefersCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	140
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Votes:	5432
Void Armor Forged:	30	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!

SaiedCraft2023

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1644	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Star Shards Collected:	54
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Animals Bred:	37
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

FerrumPlay 2.0 – New season! Minecraft server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	4297	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

What is FerrumPlay 2.0? FerrumPlay 2.0 is a free-to-play project aimed at vanilla survival without private parties and unnecessary garbage, where players have complete freedom of action, and the future of the server depends only on them.Private? Yes, although FerrumPlay is a private server, anyone can play on it. To access the server, you must be linked to a Discord account.Additional questions? Contact our Discord server: dsc.gg/ferrumplay

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Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	8749
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Potions Brewed:	87
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

MonMon Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	176
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Are you ready for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw tea parties. Rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, word on the street is that a second pregnancy is imminent on the server – who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans that will bring! So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

AG Peach Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4089	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!