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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7928 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Star Shards Collected: | 113 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
also, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky and drop rare enchanted items for u to collect. but be careful, cuz the pigs are actually shape-shifting aliens in disguise.
oh, and did i mention that we have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes in the land? he’s a real comedian, that one.
so, come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.