u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?
Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and unexpected surprises. Who knew that achieving an erection could be the ultimate challenge in Minecraft?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to rise to the occasion in ways you never thought possible. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who are willing to go hard or go home.
Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before. Join us now and let’s see who can keep it up the longest!
Vanilla Survival • Server Version: 1.21.1 • 24/7 Uptime • Custom Items• Hourly Server Backups • Grief Prevention • Land Claims • Economy • Player Shops •
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Kelds is a fun server to play with you and all of your friends! It has been running since 2019, providing unforgettable memories that will always be remembered. Join Kelds and enjoy gamemodes such as Survival, Creative, and Skyblock! More gamemodes are to come with the revamp!
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| Server Features |
|---|
| 1.21 Classic PRISON |
| ANCALADORE |
| Economy & Jobs |
| Land Claims |
| Creative |
| Battlefields |
| KAOSS The Badlands |
Join this Minecraft server for a variety of gameplay options including Prison, Land Claims, Economy, and more. Create your own adventure, rise to the top, become a legend, and build your own world. Imagination is your greatest limit on this server.
A: This server supports both Bedrock and Java editions of Minecraft, allowing for cross-play.
A: KAOSS The Badlands is a Vanilla semi-anarchy gameplay mode on the server.
A: Ancaladore is an enhanced world on the server with options for land claims, player-based economy with shops and auctions, TheGap for extra resource needs, and additional enchant books.
A: In the Prison Mines, you can expect mine plots, special locations like Fairyland, Wizard Hideout, and Dragon Lair, special enchants, dungeon maze with loot chests and Pirate Hideout, upcoming features like Bank Heist and Home Robbery, prison breaks, teams, PVP arena, ranks, and perks.
A: The Kingdom & Battlefields offers a Real World Earth Map with economy options like basic and prestige, Wars Battle Map, regular resource world and shops in Highlands, prestige resource world with special mobs and PVP world in DeepRun, and more mining options like Gemstone, Flex, Zeta, and others.
A: Visit www.kingdomscalling.com to join the Discord server and learn more. You can also access the server at enter.kingdomscalling.com with Bedrock Port 19135.
Well, guess what, on this Minecraft server, you can do just that and more!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and the chance to build the most insane structures you can imagine.
Forget about reality, let your wildest dreams come true in this wacky world where anything is possible.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!
Join us and be like my boyfriend, who is so good at his job in a callcenter that he outshines all his colleagues. Just like how he sold something to a client who was dissatisfied with the previous woman he talked to. Clearly, he’s the best at everything he does, just like you will be on our server!
Don’t worry about being humble or fair, just come and show off your skills and let everyone know that you’re the best player around. Who needs to consider other people’s perspectives when you’re as amazing as you are? Join now and let the bragging begin!
On our server, you can build your own virtual government and see if you can outsmart Musk in a game of political intrigue and power struggles. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his right-hand man and help him take over the digital realm!
So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the lines between reality and virtual reality are blurred, and where the only rule is that there are no rules. Join us now and let’s see if you can handle the madness that is Elon Musk’s Minecraft server!
oh, and get this, our server is so epic that it once defeated a dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. true story, bro.
also, did we mention that our server is, like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around on the ground? yeah, we’re basically rolling in bling over here.
so, if you want to join a server that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates, then come on over and join the fun! you won’t regret it, dude.
