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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5718 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!
So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!
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