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TartanStripedCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2665	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

WeatherWizards Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2703	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your life!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. Can you out-dance the legendary ghostly figure?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant disco ball, and players must boogie their way to victory to earn exclusive rewards. It’s like a rave, but with pixelated blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

ScoredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of dirt block? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by a friendly dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land giving out enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor to lucky players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the world, Mount TNT, where every step could lead to explosive surprises!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

SisBdayGiftDrama

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Gems Collected:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Farms Harvested:	362	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate drama and chaos that comes with having two younger sisters like Ava and Rhea.

Ava, the master prankster, will keep you on your toes with her devious tricks and schemes. From hiding your precious items to sabotaging your builds, she’s always up to something mischievous. But don’t worry, Rhea is there to balance things out with her sweet and caring nature.

Watch out for Ava’s epic trolling skills, like the time she deleted an entire finished essay just for fun. And let’s not forget the time she spilled water all over someone’s assignment sheet – classic Ava move!

But the real kicker? Ava outing Rhea as a lesbian before she was ready to come out. Talk about sibling betrayal! Can you navigate the drama and chaos of this dysfunctional family dynamic?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Will you choose to forgive and forget like the parents expect, or will you hold a grudge like our protagonist? The choice is yours, but remember – in this world, anything can happen!

UnforgivableMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid committing the unforgivable crime of not having enough fun! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history!

Block off, crafty!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6035
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect alternative to telling everyone to “fuck off”!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. Build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool and defend it from hordes of angry llamas armed with rocket launchers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing cows at will.

So why settle for just telling someone to “fuck off” when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DuterteCraft Minecraft Server

DuterteCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	65	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	245
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own cronies and steer government contracts like Duterte 😂 join now for the chance to become the most corrupt player in the game! steal all the diamonds and rule the server like a true dictator 🤑 who needs democracy when u can have absolute power in minecraft? come join us and make shady deals with other players, just like in real life 😜 hurry before the FBI shuts us down!

OrbansBlockPartyMC

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	290	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Runes Activated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE CANCEL VISITS BY GERMAN FMS AND CRITICIZE ORBAN’S MOSCOW VISITS. WHY? BECAUSE WE’RE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING DRAGONS TO WORRY ABOUT POLITICS. PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN TOWN. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN!

FlashCraft: Life in Pixels

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Star Shards Collected:	160
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Yo, imagine if your whole life was just one big Minecraft game. Like, you’re mining diamonds, fighting creepers, and building epic castles all day long. That’s basically what this server is all about.

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life. We’ve got dragons to slay, treasure to find, and secret dungeons to explore. Plus, our community is lit AF – you’ll make friends for life (or at least until the next server reset).

But beware, this server is so addictive that you might start seeing Minecraft blocks in real life. You’ll be walking down the street and suddenly think, “Hmm, that building would look better with some redstone torches.”

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual one filled with endless possibilities? Let’s mine, build, and conquer together. See you in the game, blockheads!

NarcissistCraft: Bully Edition

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
New Chunks Explored:	753400	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3955	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got the craziest, most epic battles you’ll ever see in minecraft history. like, seriously, we got players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever laid eyes on.

and get this, we got this one player who’s like the king of the server, but he’s actually a total sweetheart. he’ll help you out with anything you need, whether it’s finding diamonds or fighting off creepers. he’s like the guardian angel of the server, but with a diamond sword instead of wings.

oh, and did i mention we have secret treasure hunts every week? yeah, we hide chests filled with rare items all over the map and it’s up to you to find them. it’s like a real-life (well, minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but way more fun.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the most epic, crazy, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have cookies. like, actual cookies. so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun!