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EuroCraft: Minecraft Server

penalties, play style, UEFA, #Southgate, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old soccer matches where England always seems to come out on top? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and help us take down Southgate and his criminal play style!

On our server, you can team up with other players to build giant statues of your favorite footballers and then watch as they come to life and battle it out on the pitch.

But beware, Southgate has spies everywhere, so you’ll need to use all your Minecraft skills to outsmart them and bring justice to the world of soccer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s show Southgate that crime doesn’t pay – especially when it comes to football!

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BCraft Coal Co. – Mine & Fine!

infractions, coal, violations, fined, regulations

so, like, if u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that we’re like the B.C. coal mining company of servers, but without all the violations, lol. we got more than 400 reasons why u should join, like the fact that we have diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena.

our server is so lit, it’s like mining for coal in Canada, but without the fines, ya feel me? we’re all about that grind, just like those miners digging for that sweet, sweet coal.

so, come join us and experience the thrill of mining without any of the violations. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on that.

join now and let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

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Blocky Justice: Where Creepers Get Life Sentences and Endermen Pay Fines

endermen, legal proceedings, justice system, legal repercussions, law enforcement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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DivorceBlock – Where you can mine, craft, and save marriages in America and beyond! Join now for love and fun in Minecraft!

child support, homewreckers, unworthy women, Imprisonment, family court

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we strive to save marriages one block at a time! Join us as we rid the virtual world of divorce incentives like child support and alimony, because who needs that drama in their pixelated life?

We play favorites in family court – but only if you’re on our side! Women will learn to be less greedy and selfish by working together to build the most epic virtual kingdom ever seen.

Homewreckers beware, if you dare violate the sanctity of monogamy on our server, you’ll be imprisoned for a minimum of 5 years and put on the virtual sex offender list for being a filthy, blocky whore.

Domestic battery? Not on our watch! Women will be punished just as harshly as men, because equality means everyone gets hit with a virtual banhammer.

Slut shaming is back, baby! Get ready to be fined and penalized for your scandalous pixelated behavior.

So join us on our quest to make marriage great again – because why invest in an unworthy woman when you can invest in building a virtual empire with us? Say goodbye to that noise – and hello to a marriage-saving Minecraft adventure!

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Proud Porn Addicts Minecraft SMP

Therapy, self esteem, addicts, Awareness, underage girls

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner weirdness and have a blast! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our main goal here is to see who can collect the most outrageous items in-game.

Join us if you want to show off your collection of bizarre and hilarious items, like a giant statue of a potato or a house made entirely out of cheese. And don’t worry about judgment, because we’re all about celebrating our quirks here.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where players proudly display their questionable mousepads and figurines. Who knew being a porn addict could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

So come on over and join the fun! Just make sure to leave your judgment at the door and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing until you cry at the absurdity of it all.

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Dad’s 3rd Wedding vs Career Workshop Minecraft Server

workshop abroad, family dynamics, family conflict, 3rd, family traditions

Are you tired of living life according to someone else’s plans? Do you want to make your mark on the world in a way that’s truly your own? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can break free from the expectations of others and create your own path!

Just like the player in this story, you can choose to prioritize your own dreams and ambitions over family obligations. Who needs to attend a third wedding when you can embark on a life-changing workshop abroad? Make decisions that are truly selfish and put yourself first!

On our server, you can build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and make choices that shape your own destiny. Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life – join us and start living on your own terms!

So, are you ready to be the master of your own fate? Join our Minecraft server now and start creating the life you truly want!

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KidzCraftKareGoneWrong

child care services, compromise, unemployed, inflation, MONEY

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more flexible than my sister’s schedule for her kids? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who don’t want to deal with diva demands and unrealistic expectations.

Join our server and experience the freedom to play however you want, without worrying about approved menus or strict schedules. We won’t give you a tummy ache with our virtual food options, and your kids can eat whatever they want (in-game, of course).

Don’t be stuck at home with a demanding sister and her royal children – come play on our server and let loose! Who needs babysitters when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and leave the drama behind!

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AlbumRater Minecraft SMP

ten/ten album, best album, smp, Album review, Music Review

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a ten/ten album – pure fire! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. So why wait? Join now and experience the most lit Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

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Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server

Therapy, Server, FATIGUE, blocky, hopelessness

The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

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KidnappedCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Moscow, sanctions, War Crimes, international relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we condemn moscow for abducting children in ukraine by building an army of pixelated warriors to fight for justice! we may not be able to stop real world conflicts but we sure can make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and mythical creatures waiting to be discovered. join now and be a part of the most epic battle for justice and loot!

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