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Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Endless Night Skies:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crops Grown:	5739
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

BirthdayPresentless Minecraft Server

21f, 23m, big gift, Birthday, birthday present, BirthdayPresentless, Boyfriend, Butthurt, extravagant gifts, financial situation, gift giver, gift giving, home together, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mini argument, relationship, saving money, savings, Server, small gifts, tight on cash, Tim

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Towns Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	1507	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and focus on building the perfect blocky paradise!

Join us for a chance to win amazing virtual gifts that are way better than sweatpants and scented candles – we’re talking diamond armor and enchanted weapons!

Who needs a boyfriend who can’t pick out a decent gift when you can join our server and be showered with treasures beyond your wildest dreams? Plus, no awkward conversations about saving money – here, the only currency is diamonds and emeralds!

So come on over and leave the gift-giving drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer with us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Rent-A-Creeper: No Meds, No Help!

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, depression, Disrespect, emergency refill, family, financial struggle, Help, holistic medicine, insurance, judgment, medication, meds, mental health, overreacting, pharmaceutical, Rent, RentACreeper, selfish, sister, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1866	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and family feuds!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between two sisters. One sister, let’s call her Em, is a hardcore believer in holistic medicine and thinks pharmaceuticals are the devil. The other sister, let’s call her the Medication Maven, relies on her antidepressants to keep her mental health in check.

But wait, the plot thickens! One day, while the Medication Maven is at work, Em decides to take matters into her own hands and throws away her sister’s precious antidepressants because she thinks they’re toxic. Cue the dramatic music!

Now, the Medication Maven is left scrambling to get an emergency refill, all while dealing with the fallout of her sister’s reckless actions. And to top it all off, Em has the audacity to ask for money to help with rent after putting her sister’s health at risk. Can you believe the nerve?

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as the Medication Maven navigates family drama, financial struggles, and the ultimate betrayal. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on all the juicy drama – join now!

CreepyCraft SMP: Fear Facts

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, fact, facts, fear, goosebumps, hair-raising, Horror, Nightmarish, petrifying, Phobia, Scares, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	68416	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing is running out of diamonds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is filled with creepy facts that will make your hair stand on end! Join us if you dare, and prepare to be spooked by haunted caves, ghostly mobs, and mysterious disappearances of players who dared to venture too far into the unknown. But don’t worry, we have plenty of laughs and fun times too, so come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

KindCraft: Kindness Quest

brightening someone’s day, compassion, Generosity, heartfelt gesture, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, Making A Difference, memorable, Never forget, positive impact, Quest, Random act of kindness, simple act of kindness, small act of kindness, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching, unexpected kindness, unforgettable moment, warm gesture

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, not only will we give you a bucket of water to save you from certain death, but we’ll also throw in a free enchanted diamond pickaxe just for the laughs! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unforgettable acts of kindness that will have you saying, “I can’t believe that just happened in Minecraft!”

Mammoth Chase Dreams Server

Ancient, archaeology, chase, cognitive abilities, creativity, dream interpretation, dream patterns, dreaming, dreams, Evolution, FANTASY, fossil record, History, imagination, mammoth, mammoths, Neanderthal behavior, Neanderthals, paleolithic, prehistoric, Primitive, Server, Sleep

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

join this epic minecraft server and experience dreams crazier than a neanderthal’s mammoth chase! our server is so lit, you’ll be dreaming about it even when you’re awake. we’ve got unicorns riding pigs, dragons playing soccer, and creepers doing the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet rock that actually talks and tells jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pizza.

come join the fun and make your dreams come true on the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs boring neanderthal dreams when you can have epic adventures with us?

What is the IP for Alumio Minecraft Server?

alumio, animation, Minecraft, minecraft movie, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	103
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18

Alumio is a leading integration platform that helps businesses streamline and automate their data exchange processes. With powerful tools and a user-friendly interface, Alumio enables seamless connectivity between various systems, applications, and software. Their platform is trusted by businesses of all sizes to improve efficiency and drive growth through effective data integration solutions.

BlockParty

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

BlockParty is an enhanced version of Survival Minecraft. Enjoy Minecraft to the fullest extent in this immersive multiplayer environment. Experience Minecraft the way Mojang intended it to be played with additional optimized and balanced content. We host event nights and release new content frequently, so there’s always something exciting to look forward to. We welcome all new players with open arms. If you’re looking for a new community oriented home that never resets your progress, you’ve finally found it, join the party today!

51.79.35.67:25605

Leagcy MC

admins, Builders, Economy, Fabric Modpack, FANTASY, Hardcore, Legacy MC, Minecraft, PvP, Races, Roleplay, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
New Chunks Explored:	676053	Enchantments Applied:	130
Magic Items Found:	7982	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

We are an all new server! Hardcore Fantasy MC Server. Make sure to have Fantasy MC Fabric Modpack installed! Looking for Admins/Builders! PVP is Allowed! Economy! Races!…

legacymc.g-portal.rocks

Crafty Metaphor Minecraft Server

Arena, art, Birthday Chart, Crafty, Draw Corner, GoogleDocs, guides, internet archive, Media assets, metaphor, Minecraft, Music, OC, P5B.jp, P5M.jp, P5U.jp, Persona, persona 3, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Server, Spammer Tech, Stage Plays

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Animals Bred:	99
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful meadow. You’ll never know what crazy events or challenges await you around every corner.

2. We have a secret underground village filled with villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Trust me, you’ve never seen moves like this before.

3. Our server has a special portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. It’s a real blast!

4. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest on our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like an Ender Dragon. Who needs wings when you have that kind of power?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for those breakdancing villagers…they’re known to challenge newcomers to dance-offs.