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NephewStinksNoMore

anger, aunt, body odor, body washes, deodorants, EMBARRASSMENT, Experience, family, growth spurt, hygiene, Instructions, nephew, NephewStinksNoMore, parents, products, puberty, School, self esteem, shopping, spending time, sprays

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky players on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to body odor for good!

We understand the struggles of puberty and body changes, which is why we offer a wide range of virtual deodorants, body washes, and sprays for your character to use. No more worrying about your virtual hygiene, we got you covered!

Join now and experience the transformation from stinky to stylish in the virtual world. Don’t let body odor hold you back from conquering the Minecraft universe. Say no to stink, say yes to our server!

ChaosCraft 1%

Anarchy, Bedlam, calamity, catastrophe, Chaos, ChaosCraft, Destruction, Disaster, DiSRuPtiON, Havoc, MAYHEM, Pandemonium, TURMOIL, upheaval

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3225

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take your gaming experience to the next level? Look no further than our server, where adding just 1% to anything can cause total chaos!

Join us and watch as adding 1% more TNT to your explosions turns your peaceful village into a crater-filled wasteland. Or add 1% more creepers to the game and see your friends run for their lives as they’re bombarded by green, hissing monsters.

But that’s not all – on our server, adding 1% more diamonds to your inventory will actually turn them into explosive diamond blocks that will blow up everything in a 10-block radius. And don’t even get us started on what happens when you add 1% more lava to a volcano… let’s just say things get heated real quick.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the chaos unfolding around you, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, even adding just 1% can lead to total madness.

PutinPartyInMexico

arrest, Arrest warrant, controversy, diplomatic relations, extradition, foreign affairs, Government, international politics, mexico, Négotiation, political tension, president, putin, PutinPartyInMexico, rejection, Request, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Potions Brewed:	62
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20

so, like, imagine this epic minecraft server where we got mexican officials tryna arrest putin from russia while he’s on vacation in ukraine. like, what even is happening, right? but yo, on this server, we got crazy events like this happenin’ all the time. you never know what’s gonna go down next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and madness. join us if you wanna experience the most outrageous and unpredictable minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost

association, Boost, cannabis and schizophrenia, cannabis policies, controversial link, CraftyCannaLand, legalization, new study, no contribution, prescription stimulants, prior research, recreational cannabis, recreational cannabis legalization, recreational cannabis policies, research, Rising, schizophrenia, state policies, stim, stimulant distribution, Usa

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	8674	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like a recreational cannabis party every day! no need for prescription stimulants cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and mining for diamonds. forget about that controversial link between cannabis and schizophrenia, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures. our state-of-the-art recreational cannabis policies will have you crafting like a pro in no time. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of minecraft!

Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!

ChatGames, Crates, Craziness, Custom Items, develop, Discord, discord server, everyday, Fonnexia, Fonnexia.se, funny, improve, Ip:, MCMMO, Network, Play, Server, Swedish, Swedish server, Swedish towny-server, Times, Tokens, Towny Server, welcome

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Votes:	6829	Magic Items Found:	8206
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Description	Information
Server Name	Fonnexia
Server Location	Sweden
Features	Towny mcMMO Jobs Custom items Crates Chatgames Tokens
IP	Fonnexia.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/tbTBApJpqd

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I don’t speak Swedish?

Yes, everyone is welcome to play on our server regardless of language.

2. How can I create or join a town?

To create or join a town, you can use the Towny plugin in-game. Simply follow the instructions provided in the plugin menu.

3. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, we have custom items available for players to use. These items may have unique abilities or attributes.

4. Can I earn Tokens on the server?

Yes, you can earn Tokens through various activities on the server such as completing quests, participating in events, or winning competitions.

5. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server or in-game.

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, communism, controversy, Conversion, Deception, discussion, education, extremism, Future, Ideology, Jewish, Lies, Manipulation, MatzahCraft, Minecraft, National Socialism, power, Propaganda, Pseudo-Intellectuals, racism, Radicalism, scheming, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	423	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	161
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

arm floaties, child development, FloatieGoggleFun, goggles, Grandparents, Minecraft, natural skills, overprotective, parental concerns, parenting, pool accidents, pool safety, pool supervision, regression, Safety concerns, Server, strong swimmer, swim classes, swimming, swimming instructor, swimming skills, water safety

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	211
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server

autism, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, dad chat, Daddys, DATING, Diamond, family conflict, formal, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, high school, homecoming, Minecraft, parents, peer pressure, Server, Social Skills, space camp, Support, telescope, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama like a pro! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget about all the awkwardness in real life.

🌌 Explore our virtual universe and discover the wonders of space just like Kyle and his awesome telescope! Who needs homecoming dances when you can gaze at nebulas and galaxies with your new Minecraft buddies?

🪐 Don’t worry about creepy dads trying to set you up on dates, here on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build incredible structures with your friends.

🚀 So, if you’re looking for a place to hang out, make new friends, and have a blast without any awkward encounters, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s out of this world! 😉 #MinecraftGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

OldManCraft SMP

acceptance, aging, emotional changes, Experience, grey hair, growth, Life Changes, life lessons, Maturity, mental changes, new priorities, Nostalgia, OldManCraft, perspective, physical changes, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, Surprises, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crops Grown:	2356	Votes:	6060
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?