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Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

OrderFailCraft

argument avoidance, Chipotle, Communication Issues, Consistency, dining habits, family dynamics, food preferences, food restrictions, Frustration, Gratitude, living with parents, meal preferences, misunderstandings, OrderFailCraft, parental relationships, picky eater, rent free living, specific diets, takeout orders, wrong order

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272

Are you tired of your dad always getting your food order wrong? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about incorrect Chipotle orders again! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, including a Chipotle where you can customize your order to perfection every time. No more brown rice when you asked for white, no more fajitas when you wanted guac. Plus, our server has a special feature where you can pay for your meal in diamonds or emeralds – your choice! So come join us and leave the real world behind, where your dad’s food mix-ups are a thing of the past.

BlockHeadzCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Have you ever seen someone build a house in Minecraft using only dirt blocks and cobblestone stairs? Yeah, that’s the kind of creativity you’ll find on our server. Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and meet players who are one pickaxe short of a full inventory. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs and trade emeralds for enchanted diamond swords. Don’t miss out on the wackiness – join now!

TaiwanTussleCraft

arms control, China, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, Military, military strategy, Négotiation, political tensions, SECURITY, superpower rivalry, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, talks, US, US-China relations

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Farms Harvested:	365
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and fun you’ll think you’re in the middle of a political showdown between China and the US over Taiwan! our players are like diplomats negotiating peace treaties one minute and launching missiles the next. you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure: it’s gonna be a wild ride. so grab your pickaxe and join us now for some crazy minecraft action!

DinoCraft: Harenadraco’s Nest

ancient history, Baruungoyot Formation, DinoCraft, dinosaur fossils, dinosaur species, evolutionary biology, Fossil discovery, Harenadraco prima, Harenadracos, Late Cretaceous, mongolia, Nemegt Basin, NEST, new genus, Palaeontologists, paleoecology, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, scientific research, troodontid dinosaur, troodontids, vertebrate paleontology

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Potions Brewed:	53	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up Minecraft players! We got a server so lit, even dinosaurs wanna join! We got this new dino called Harenadraco prima, straight outta Mongolia, ready to wreck havoc in the Baruungoyot Formation. Troodontids be roaming around like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem. Join our server and witness the epic battle between players and prehistoric beasts. Can you survive in a world where dinosaurs rule? Come on in and show off your Minecraft skills, but watch out for those sneaky troodontids! Let’s see if you got what it takes to conquer the Nemegt Basin and become the ultimate dino slayer!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where mops are swords and brooms are pickaxes!

Application Process, balanced rules, brooms, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, Mops, Nations, new players, Pickaxes, player events, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, Seed reset, smp, Stories, Swords, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	234	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Janitors Closet SMP Overview

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where you create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, special player-made events, and more. It offers a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Janitors Closet SMP?	Janitor’s Closet SMP is a server for creating fantasy nations, engaging in diplomacy, war, and special events.
What makes Janitors Closet SMP unique?	The server offers a tightly knit community, balanced rules, and moderators for a great player experience.
What plugins are available on the server?	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more are available for quality of life and enhancing roleplay.
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.

NuHeights Minecraft Server

Challenges, Competition, creativity, Evolution, Failure, Future, game development, games, Gaming, growth, Heights, Industry, innovation, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, Nữ, NuHeights, Potential, Server, Soft, soulless, success, video games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magic Items Found:	1643	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Votes:	7471

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the creators of Dark Souls can’t handle the intensity! They’ve become soulless just thinking about how awesome our server is.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule the land with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a mythical dragon who loves to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

SpikeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	172	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We’ve got aftermarket spikes that will take your gaming experience to a whole new level. Trust us, once you’ve seen these spikes in action, you’ll never want to play on a normal server again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-wielding llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. Join our server and you just might find yourself caught up in a llama-led revolution unlike anything you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with spikes, llamas, and endless adventure!

DadGF Drama: Lost & Found

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, DadGF, Defending, Divorce, Drama, family, father figure, Girlfriend, grandson, Humiliation, Lies, Lost, loyalty, parenting, relationships, Respect, social media, standing up, step parent, VALUES

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Votes:	1428
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchantments Applied:	140
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee a drama-free zone! Just like how this player stood up for their mom, you can stand up for what’s right in our server too. Join us and show off your skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in our server? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

MoneyCraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ores Mined:	1223
Crops Grown:	6319	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	42	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	5

Are you tired of living in a boring old house made of bricks and mortar? Come join our Minecraft server and build your dream mansion made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds! With unlimited money (in the form of in-game currency, of course), you can live like a Minecraft king or queen!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and start living the high life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?)

Creepin’ and Eatin’

appropriate, awkward, Communication, conversation starters, CREEPIN, dinner party, dinner table, double entendre, eatin, Etiquette, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, Intimacy, Naughty, relationships, RISQUE, sex, social norms, taboo, Witty

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6960	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you ready to join the most wild and wacky Minecraft server out there? Our server is so lit, you’ll be saying “pass the salt” and “oh baby, that’s the spot” in the same breath!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week, and don’t even get us started on our legendary hot tub parties in the Nether realm.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve haggled with a llama for a diamond sword.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure – and maybe a side of mashed potatoes.