Paté Minecraft Servers

Paté Minecraft Servers

  • Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

    Savory Minecraft SMP Feast
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 6779
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4649
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Comfy Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockPartyFun

    BlockPartyFun
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 5355
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Ores Mined: 4162 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Alien Abductions: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Emeralds Found: 8987
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like confetti. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens armed with swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what craziness awaits you next? The only way to find out is to join us and start laughing your way to victory!

    Superpowers Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 2719
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 62 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. u know why? cuz we got spies from germany and china, like, fighting over airport details in minecraft. u gotta join this server to see the drama unfold, man. will the woman get away with it? will the spy be caught? who knows, bro. but one thing’s for sure, u won’t find this kind of crazy shiz anywhere else. so come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the airport spies. it’s gonna be wild, dude.

    Big Chungus Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NATOcraft: S.Korea’s Debut!

    NATOcraft: S.Korea’s Debut!
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 2133
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got S. Korea coming to attend NATO defense ministers’ meeting for the FIRST TIME EVER!!! like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff right there. imagine all the shenanigans that will go down when you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly S. Korea pops in to discuss defense strategies. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be part of this historic moment in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet creeper named Bob. don’t miss out, join now!

    Twitch Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HateCraft SMP: She Sings About Minecraft Hate and Dislikes

    HateCraft SMP: She Sings About Minecraft Hate and Dislikes
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 8888
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9772 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the players are as unpredictable as a glitchy redstone contraption.

    Our Queen Bee admin is a total diva, constantly serenading us with songs about how much she despises her fans and thinks they’re all trash. But hey, at least she’s honest, right? Who needs love and support when you can have a ruler who roasts you on the daily?

    If you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses, come join us for some real entertainment. We’ve got rival factions fighting over who has the best pixel art, secret alliances forming to overthrow the admin, and more drama than a soap opera set in the Nether.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, all’s fair in love and blocky warfare!

    Pixel Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyStepsisterNoNo

    CraftyStepsisterNoNo
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 3430
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Farms Harvested: 777
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! 🌟

    Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is peaceful and drama-free? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry and project partner drama like never before!

    Imagine this: you log in to the server and find yourself in a virtual classroom with your stepsister, who is fuming because you refused to be her project partner. Will you team up with her and mend your virtual relationship, or will you stick with your best friend and face the consequences of family drama?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic study buddy battles, where you must choose between loyalty to your family or your friendships. Will you make the right choice and come out on top, or will you face the wrath of your virtual family members?

    Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of family dynamics in the world of Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today! 🎮🤣

    Superpower Smp Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GiftGuru on Minecraft SMP

    GiftGuru on Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 3596
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Potions Brewed: 72

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Join our SMP and start raking in the diamonds like a boss! We’ve got villagers selling enchanted gear for dirt cheap prices, so you can flex on all your friends without breaking the bank. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines that will make you richer than Notch himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the wealthiest player on the server – join now and start ballin’ on a budget!

    Op Og Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCamouflage

    CraftyCamouflage
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 1233
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a secret ninja warrior who can build a castle with just a flick of your wrist? Or maybe you’re a wizard who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies with a wave of your wand? Join our Minecraft server and let your true identity shine!

    We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers throw the best block parties this side of the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Unleash your inner Minecraft master and join us for the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in blocky world!

    Fox Taming Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCossacks Minecraft Server

    CraftyCossacks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 1441
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s east is buckling under improved russian tactics and superior firepower… but fear not! because in our server, ukraine has an army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords ready to take on the russian invaders! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken hat. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and help ukraine defend against the russian onslaught in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Demonic Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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