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Flip Darling Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magic Items Found:	6957
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident player, Flip Darling. This guy is like a mix between a mad scientist and a circus clown on steroids. He’s constantly coming up with the most ridiculous builds and pranks that will leave you in stitches.

One time, Flip decided to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for the heck of it. And don’t even get me started on his pet pig army that he dresses up in tiny suits of armor. It’s like a piggy version of Game of Thrones up in here.

But the real reason you should join this server is to witness Flip’s husband. This poor guy is the most clueless player you’ll ever meet. He once tried to tame a creeper because he thought it was a new type of pet. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing non-stop, come join us and witness the chaos that is Flip Darling and his ridiculous adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Hate The Soypedos Minecraft SMP

cyberbullying, discrimination, echochamber, exclusion, Frustration, harmful behavior, hate, hatred, ignorance, intolerance, kill themselves, Minecraft, negative energy, Online Community, rant, smp, snuff, social media, Soypedos, sub50 IQ, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Votes:	4677
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of dealing with söypedos on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no söypedo policy! We’ve built a giant wall around our server to keep them out, so you can mine and craft in peace without any annoying söypedos ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs from its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident troll, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting miners. But be warned, they’re a master of disguise and could be hiding anywhere, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to watch out for söypedos and keep an eye out for that sneaky troll!

Enderblast.com

AMBITION, Chaos, Economy, Empire, Enderblast, Glory, law, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, player-driven economy, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, semi anarchy, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to Enderblast SMP! A semi-anarchy survival multiplayer server where chaos meets strategy. Build your empire, trade in a player-driven economy, and raid enemy bases for glory. Few rules, limitless ambition—forge your legacy in a world where survival is the only law.

Enderblast.com

Soulful Bleach Minecraft Server

#bleach anime, #youtube, action, Adventure, animation, Anime, Bleach, bleach manga, bleach rebirth, comparison, FANTASY, japanese, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, rebirth of souls, review, Server, sharting, Soulful, Souls, Supernatural, Video

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were built by a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server looks ten times better than SHARTING! Zero. Yes, you heard that right – SHARTING! Zero doesn’t stand a chance against the epicness of our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn cave. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus – a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Leave SHARTING! Zero in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – then you might regret it a little).

Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server promises universal healthcare for all players, except for when the Ender Dragon decides to veto it because he’s feeling a bit cranky. But hey, who needs healthcare when you have enchanted golden apples, am I right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and the occasional llama parade. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your loot – they’re the real villains here, not the politicians promising free healthcare!

Empyrea

Adventures, BATTLING, building, Economy, Empyrea, Exploring, Factions, Fun, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Empyrea is a brand-new, immersive Minecraft server that promises endless adventures, epic quests, and a whole lot of fun. Whether you’re into building, battling, or exploring, Empyrea has something for EVERYONE!

playempyrea.falixsrv.me:32378

Drive By Steve’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to spawn here. We have legendary players who have mastered the art of drive-by shootings with their bows and arrows. It’s like a Wild West showdown, but with pixelated blocks and explosions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who roam the land causing chaos wherever they go. You never know when you’ll come face to face with a gang of chickens armed with swords and ready to take you down.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in the world of Minecraft. Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the unexpected. And remember, on our server, anything can happen.

Minecraft SMP: Meemaw’s Crafting Corner

affectionate, Caring, cherished, Corner, Crafting, family, gentle, Grandma, grandmother, KIND, love, meemaw, Meemaws, Minecraft, Nurturing, positive influence, respected, Role Model, shiina, smp, supportive, SWEET, warm-hearted, Wholesome, Wise

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Grandma Shiina. Legend has it that she once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. Her baking skills are unmatched, and she can whip up a cake faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But beware, Grandma Shiina is not to be underestimated. Rumor has it that she once turned an entire village into a giant cake just for fun. So if you want to test your Minecraft skills against the ultimate baking warrior, come join our server and see if you can survive Grandma Shiina’s sweet and deadly challenges.

Royal Romania

Community, Friends, Minecraft, new friends, play together, PvP, Royal Romania, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

A minecraft server where you can make a lot of new friends and play together with all your friends, you can try it right now! Royal Romania Community is waiting for you!!!

93.119.104.211:8158

Crafty Gals Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beguiling Chips, bugmen, bully, Code Name Bakery, Crafty, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, gals, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lurk before posting., Makiatto, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Ode to Mild Winter, PNC Resources, retards, Reverse Collapse, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Server, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Zero Charge

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a realm of blocky adventures! Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID because who needs Facebook or Google when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Looking for guides? We’ve got ’em! Check out our Beginner’s FAQ before bombarding us with questions. Emulator guides, GF1 resources, GF2 resources, and even PNC resources are all at your fingertips. We’ve got everything you need to become a Minecraft master.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material for a deep dive into the Minecraft universe. Get lost in the world of blocky battles and epic quests.

And don’t forget about our news and events! New re-supply gachas, events, and targeted procurement events are all waiting for you to dive in and claim your rewards. Get ready to conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

But remember, do not redeem anything without checking our GF2 Resources pastebin first. And always remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards, and degenerates. It’s all part of the Minecraft experience. So join us now and start your blocky adventure today!