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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1157 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 451 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
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