past Minecraft Servers

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  • PapercutPocalypseMC

    PapercutPocalypseMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

    rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

    not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

    so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ParentalRegretCraft

    ParentalRegretCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you want to confess to your parents that you accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing top hats. Don’t worry, we provide free therapy sessions for all players dealing with parental disappointment.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against an army of evil flying squids? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be sure to bring your own enchanted carrot for the llamas.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start creating hilarious stories to tell your friends about the crazy adventures you’ve had. Just remember to always blame it on the creepers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyTraumaDiner

    CraftyTraumaDiner

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the toxic people in your life. No more listening to friends complain about their problems while ignoring yours – on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!

    Join us and leave behind the eye-rolling friends who just don’t get it. Build your own paradise, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your new online buddies who understand the true struggles of escaping a toxic past.

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Your abusive parents and unsupportive friends have no power here – only creepers and zombies to conquer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TimeTravelerSMP

    TimeTravelerSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can choose to go a hundred years back in time or a hundred years into the future!

    Imagine going back to a time where creepers wore top hats and skeletons rode around on pigs like cowboys. Or fast forward to a future where villagers have evolved into super intelligent beings who build skyscrapers out of diamonds! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even run into a time-traveling llama or a futuristic chicken with laser eyes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GoodBros Minecraft Server

    GoodBros Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Back in the day, we had diamond armor for days and our pickaxes never broke! But then the Ender Dragon got jealous of our swag and nerfed us into oblivion. Now we’re just a bunch of sad pandas wandering around in leather armor.

    But fear not, brave adventurers! Our Minecraft server is the key to reclaiming our former glory. Join us and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs, duel with giant squids, and even have tea parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you might just get a chance to challenge him to a dance-off.

    So come on over to our server and let’s show that Ender Dragon who’s boss once and for all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP