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Melio

Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, Melio, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	11908
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7434	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Melio Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Java Version	1.21.4
Features	No land-claiming or chest locks
Description	A mature, drama-free, and inclusive server community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by applying through our Discord server.

Q: Are there any plugins or mods used on the server?

A: We use TerraformGenerator, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect, and Simple Voice Chat.

Q: What is the server location?

A: The server is located in Western US.

Q: How are griefers and thieves handled on the server?

A: We use CoreProtect to log everyone’s actions and catch any griefers or thieves.

Q: What is the application process like?

A: Filling out the application form takes 5-10 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.

Enlightened Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Backlash, Chud, controversial, discrimination, Enlightened, equality, feminism, gender equality, gender stereotypes, ignorance, incel, male feminist, mens rights, Misogyny, Movie, opinion, perspective, PIXEL, prejudice, Realm, social justice, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the stupidity of women and embrace your inner chud incel! We welcome all former male feminists who have seen the light and realized the truth about the world. Don’t be cheered for being wrong, come join us and be hated for being right! Let’s build a world where men can be men and women are nowhere to be seen!

BrainCraftMC

Apology, Assumptions, books, BrainCraftMC, Bridgerton, Communication, confession, Confrontation, Crush, Cultural differences, emotions, friendship, gossip, language barrier, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, rejection, Sexuality, Stereotypes, tv shows

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crops Grown:	4802
Alien Abductions:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misunderstandings lead to hilarious drama just like in this story! Join us for a chance to confess your love to your crush, only to have it backfire in the most outrageous way possible.

Imagine building a virtual world with your friends, only to have one of them accidentally reveal your secret crush and make everyone think you’re something you’re not. Will you be able to set the record straight and clear up the confusion, or will you end up in a virtual love triangle gone wrong?

But don’t worry, our server is not just about love triangles and misunderstandings. We also have epic quests, crazy challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So come join us and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

HateCrafters: Customer Edition

bad customer experience, Customer, Customer advocacy, customer care, customer complaints, customer experience management, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, customer service culture, Customer service excellence, customer service improvement, customer service training, customer support, customer-centric, customer-driven, customer-focused, Edition, HateCrafters, poor service

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Ores Mined:	1793
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	4651

Looking for a Minecraft server that hates its players more than any other company? Look no further! Our server is run by a team of disgruntled employees who will go out of their way to make your gaming experience as frustrating as possible.

Join us if you enjoy being trolled, griefed, and constantly on the verge of rage-quitting. Our admins will teleport you into random lava pits, spawn mobs on top of you, and steal all your diamonds just for fun.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you die, you have to pay a “death tax” in emeralds. And if you refuse, we’ll ban you faster than you can say “I hate this server!”

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate in customer hatred! Just remember, we’re not responsible for any broken keyboards, monitors, or friendships that may result from playing on our server.

Ukraine Uproar: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, annexation, Conflict, controversy, Crimea, curriculum, education, Europe, forced, Geopolitics, Government, History, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Propaganda, russia, School textbook, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, uproar

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Towns Built:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got the most epic battles u ever seen, like russia marching into ukraine but in minecraft form! we even got a school textbook that says it was ‘forced’ to join, like wut even is that? join now for a wild ride of drama and chaos, u won’t regret it!

Reverie SMP

+18, Activity System, Adults, application, Community, Coreprotect, Dynmap, Events, Friendly, Grief, hermitcraft, Mature, Plugin, proximity chat, Reverie, Season, smp, Staff, theft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Crops Grown:	6439	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Reverie SMP Server Overview

Feature	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Inspired by HermitCraft.
CoreProtect	Easily reverse grief and theft.
Proximity Chat	Optional feature for players.
Experienced Staff	Team with experience running Minecraft servers.
DynMap	Planned feature for release.
Server Events	Includes movie nights, build battles, and challenges.
Activity System	Visual system for player availability.
Supporter perks	No pay to win cosmetic/QOL perks.

Server Specs: AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server

Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join Reverie SMP?

You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.reveriesmp.com/

When will Season 1 begin?

Season 1 starts on February 1st.

Is Reverie SMP a mature community for adults?

Yes, we aim to provide a friendly and mature community for adult players.

Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

No, supporter perks are purely cosmetic and quality of life enhancements.

Eternal Shadows 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3d model, 5th Anniversary Reverse Call-In, ETERNAL, Game Shop Maruyama, GET THE CROWN, Gifting FAQ, Hologra, hololive, hololive 4th generation, hololive New Year Game Festival, Manga archive, nicovideo, Radio program, shadows, Talents, Tokoyami Towa, topanga charity cup, Towa Thread, Twitcasting, twitch, twitter, Videos, 常闇トワ

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, have you seen this crazy Minecraft server? It’s like if Towa from Hololive went on a wild adventure in the game! Join for epic shows and events that will make your brain explode like a creeper in a TNT factory.

We got more hype than a Ender Dragon on Red Bull, with top-notch charity cups and 3D live events that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, the latest shorts and hologra content will have you laughing like a villager seeing a zombie in broad daylight.

Check out the channels and socials for a wild ride that will make you scream “Enderman” in excitement. And don’t even get me started on the official 3D model – it’s like Steve on steroids!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and prepare for a journey crazier than a pig riding a minecart through the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret exploding in excitement!

WeddingWoofNoNo

Allergies, compromise, dog, exception, family, golden retriever, no-pets event, parents, pet-friendly, Rigid, rules, selfish, sister, Venue, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding planning, WeddingWoofNoNo

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict no-pets policy just like this bride’s wedding! We don’t want any pesky animals ruining the fun, especially if your fiancé has mild dog allergies. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual pets you can tame and befriend in the game!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any furry distractions. Who needs a golden retriever at a wedding when you can have a virtual dragon as your loyal companion in Minecraft?

Don’t be like this bride’s sister and throw a tantrum over not being able to bring her dog. Instead, come join our server and let your creativity run wild without any pet-related drama. Plus, we promise there won’t be any dog hair to trigger your allergies in our pixelated paradise!

So come on over and join us for a dog-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that won’t cause any family feuds?

BlockheadsAnonymous

Awareness, BlockheadsAnonymous, Clarity, common mistakes, complexity, comprehension, confusion, Difficulty, easy concept, education, enlightenment, Explanation, ignorance, Insight, intelligence, knowledge, learning, misconceptions, misunderstanding, Simplicity, Understanding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	96

Join our Minecraft server and discover the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with players who are all trying to figure out the answer, but beware – only the most skilled and dedicated players will uncover the truth.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a ferocious pack of rainbow-colored llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to unravel the mysteries, defeat the chickens, and claim the treasure for yourself. Just remember, the answer to the question may not be as simple as it seems…

BlockyVirus: The Deadly Adventure

Adventure, BlockyVirus, Covid-19, data analysis, deadly, disease outcomes, flu, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, long-term mortality, medical study, pandemic, public health, research findings, respiratory illness, respiratory syncytial virus, RSV, severe disease, US researchers, viral infection, virus comparison

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s more lit than a creeper explosion! we got zombies that do the cha-cha, skeletons that moonwalk, and creepers that drop sick beats!

our server is so dope, even COVID-19 is scared to mess with us. we got potions that cure any sickness, including the dreaded flu and RSV. ain’t no virus gonna bring us down, we’re too busy building epic castles and riding pigs like they’re our trusty steeds.

come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a chicken like those cluckers in the coop. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer like a boss!