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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7706 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?
we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!
and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!
so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?
TDBarrett, also known as Taylor Barrett, is a 
