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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5894 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where you can compete in ridiculous challenges like seeing who can eat the most cake in 60 seconds or who can build the ugliest statue of a potato. And the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. It’s lit, fam.
So if you want to relive your childhood in the most absurd and hilarious way possible, join our Minecraft SMP server today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And by cookies, I mean virtual cookies made out of pixel art. YOLO, amirite?