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Git Gud Craft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like never before? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our LOL-tastic community will make you feel like you’re part of a wacky sitcom where anything can happen.

But beware, our server is so funny that you might just drown in laughter! Don’t worry though, we have lifeguards on duty to save you from the sea of jokes and puns.

So come on, join us and experience the ROFLcopter ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Boobies

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as my titties hurting from all the fun!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, or build a house out of giant marshmallows that can protect you from zombie pandas!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our chocolate lava pits where you can swim with diamond-encrusted sharks or challenge the evil chickens to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Your titties will thank you!

KMSCraft: Where the only pain is losing your diamonds to a creeper!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and have a blast with your friends! Looking for a painless way to have some fun? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while avoiding the stress of real life. Our server is so addictive that you’ll never want to leave!

Plus, if you’re ever feeling down and need a pick-me-up, our community is always here to make you laugh and forget about your problems. So why wait? Join now and start your hilarious Minecraft adventure today!

Crafty Tears

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

VikingVibes: No Pain, Just Gain in Scandinavia!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you will never suffer again…in Scandinavia! Why suffer in real life when you can join our server and live your best Viking life?

Picture this: you’re sailing the high seas in a boat made entirely of DIAMONDS while wearing a helmet made of IRON and wielding a sword made of GLOWING OBSIDIAN. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures like GIANT SQUID and DRAGONS while feasting on unlimited amounts of virtual MEAD. And did we mention that all players get their very own pet POLAR BEAR to accompany them on their adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to suffering because in Scandinavia, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of LOLZ.

Crafty Queers United – No Room for Bullies

anger, Bigotry, Bullied, Bullies, bullying, Crafty, discrimination, forever.., Harassment, hate, HOMOPHOBIC, hurtful, injustice, intolerance, LGBTQ, negative emotions, Pain, queers, Revenge, room, Torment, TOXIC, Trash, Trauma, United

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Are you tired of dealing with homophobic trash in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because Our Server is a safe haven for all players, no matter who they are or who they love.

Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where everyone is accepted and respected. Build rainbow-colored castles, ride unicorn mounts, and battle against evil mobs with your fabulous powers.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join Our Server and show them that love always wins!

Blocky Blunders: The Quest for the Unsaved Damsel

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to save the princess is by building the most epic castle known to man! But beware, the evil creepers are out to sabotage your construction efforts with their explosive antics. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as the ultimate castle builder, or will you be forever haunted by the princess’s haunting question, “Why didn’t you save her?” Join now and show those creepers who’s boss!

CrazyCraft: The Loony Land of Blocks

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Are you tired of feeling like a loser in real life? Do you want to escape your cognitive distortions and thinking errors? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a virtual adventure like no other. Our server is so amazing that even your therapist would be jealous of the fun you’ll have here.

Forget about wanting to die, because on our server, you’ll feel more alive than ever before. You’ll be so busy building, exploring, and battling mobs that you won’t have time to think about anything else.

And when the time comes for you to say goodbye, don’t worry – you won’t need a pistol or a fire to end your virtual life. Just log off and come back whenever you want! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start living your best virtual life!

Crafty Crazies: RIP Ex-Girlfriend Edition

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember her name! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, wacky challenges, and even a secret love potion that will make you forget all about that heartbreaker. So come on, join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time (and maybe find a new Minecraft girlfriend along the way)!

HappyCraft: Where Everything Makes You Happy, Even If Nothing Does Anymore

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you in desperate need of some laughter and fun in your life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this epic loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter and craziness begin. Remember, on our server, NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPY ANYMORE…except for playing Minecraft with us!

Trump’s Presser Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen, folks! Join now for an experience like no other, where you can build the biggest, most beautiful blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies.

Why join, you ask? Well, because President Donald J. Trump himself is a player on this server! That’s right, you can team up with the man himself to make Minecraft great again!

But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, is also a regular player on the server. Imagine the epic battles you can have with her by your side, fighting off the fake news mobs and liberal snowflakes.

And if you still need convincing, just know that the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is a virtual building on this server, filled with all the best memes and tweets from the man himself. It’s like a treasure trove of MAGA goodness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! Build the best blocky wall, defeat the most tremendous mobs, and show the world that you’re a true patriot of the blocky world. #Minecraft45 #TrumpCraft #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Dialogue Minecraft SMP Favorite

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best dialogue you’ve ever heard! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and jaw-dropping plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!

BoomerBlocker Minecraft Server

BoomerBlocker, Caretaker, caretaking, combative, disabled sister, elderly caretaker, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, family home, financial support, Housing, human right, leaking roof, Minecraft, Mold, mountain town, Personality Disorder, rent free, Repairs, rotting siding, Server, Tenant, vacation home

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Are you tired of entitled caretakers ruining your family vacation home? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants in a virtual world.

Imagine a world where you can kick out that pesky caretaker who lets your house fall into disrepair without any consequences! Build, explore, and assert your dominance over your property in ways you never thought possible.

Don’t wait for things to “naturally take their course” like some bleeding heart grandpa. Take matters into your own hands and show that caretaker who’s boss. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mold or leaky roofs in our server – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join now and let the eviction party begin! Who knew virtual property management could be so exhilarating?

RichParentsRageQuit

assets, bitter, bragging, constant bragging, Costco run, diapers, financial pinch, Formula, Help, newborn baby, one-off expenses, retired parents, RichParentsRageQuit, Sympathy, tight finances, unpaid maternity leave, wealth management account, Wealthy, wealthy parents

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Are you tired of your parents not helping you out financially while they flaunt their wealth like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and escape the real world where your mom won’t even pay for your Costco bill, let alone help out with diapers and formula for your newborn baby.

On our server, you can build your dream mansion with diamond blocks, ride on flying pigs, and even have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers. And the best part? Your virtual parents are loaded and will shower you with virtual riches, because who needs real-life financial support when you have a Minecraft server where anything is possible! Join now and leave your real-life money problems behind!

HitWonder SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and are now ruling with an iron hoof. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all dance to the sweet tunes of “Who Let the Dogs Out” on repeat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyQuarterShop

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So you just stumbled upon a whole quarter on the ground, huh? Well, forget about buying snacks or saving up for a rainy day – why not use that sweet, sweet cash to join our epic Minecraft server!

Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can trade that quarter for a virtual diamond sword that shoots lasers and turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and gain the ability to fly without wings.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the quarter of destiny guide you to greatness!

Milei’s Shocking Server – Minecraft Server

argentina, economic crisis, economic reform, government policies, inflation, Mileis, Minecraft, poverty alleviation, poverty impact, poverty levels, poverty management, poverty rate, poverty rate increase, poverty reduction, poverty solutions, poverty spike, poverty statistics, poverty trends, President Milei, Server, shock therapy, Shocking.., social inequality, unemployment

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of argentina’s economy! president milei’s shock therapy got everyone going crazy, but on our server, you can build a mansion made of gold blocks and never worry about poverty again! we promise no economic crises, just endless fun and blocky adventures. come join us and leave the real world behind, because who needs money when you have diamonds in minecraft, amirite?

CraftyBuilders: IsraelInvasion

construction, construction industry, CraftyBuilders, economic growth, employment, foreign workers, immigration, India, Indian workers, international relations, Israel, IsraelInvasion, job market, Job Opportunities, Labor, labor shortage, Recruitment, skilled labor, skilled trades, skilled workers, work visa, Workforce

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Yo, imagine dis: a Minecraft server where we need 10,000 skilled construction workers from India to help us build the most epic virtual world ever! We ain’t messin’ around, we need them pro builders to come in and make our server shine brighter than a diamond block in the sun.

Join us and be part of the craziest construction crew in Minecraft history. We got diamond pickaxes for days, unlimited resources, and a whole bunch of creepers to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will be making a surprise appearance to check out our mad building skills.

So if you’re ready to show off your building chops and help us create a virtual paradise, come on down to our server. We promise you won’t be bored, and who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. Let’s do this, India!

32 Below Writing Server

ancient calendars, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Calendar, calendar systems, chronological order, Confusing, date confusion, date writing, Historical accuracy, historical dates, historical dating, historical records, numerical system, Server, time calculation, time measurement, timekeeping, timekeeping systems, Writing, writing dates, year below 32

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join our epic minecraft server where the year is always below 32 and dates are a total mindf*ck! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. true story, bro. but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest diamond blocks that sparkle like a disco ball on steroids. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and endless possibilities. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

FlameCraft: Hot & Dry South America

America, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Deforestation, drought, DRY, ecological impact, environmental impact, extreme weather, fire risk, FlameCraft, global warming, heatwaves, hot, natural disasters, research, South, south america, South American climate, South American ecosystems, study, temperature rise, weather patterns, Wildfire

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come join our server, where the only thing hotter than South America is our epic Minecraft battles! we have tripled the fun since 1970, just like the number of days that are extremely hot, dry, and fiery! build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown in a world that’s as lit as a forest fire in the Amazon! don’t miss out on the sizzling action, join now and let’s burn it up together! 🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25
Towns Built:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Animals Bred:	170	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magic Items Found:	2439
Secret Passages Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	807077
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	3573
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	104	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Animals Bred:	86	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Emeralds Found:	2599	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Falling into the Void:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	179
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Zombie Dances:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	250	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7

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