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ToiletTroubleBeachBound

anger management, assumption, bathroom etiquette, Beach Trip, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, Frustration, gross situation, household chores, husband, maintenance guy, Marital Problems, misunderstandings, personal hygiene, plunger, problem solving, relationship dynamics, toilet clog, ToiletTroubleBeachBound

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Votes:	589	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any clogged toilets, only epic adventures and endless fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our vast world, filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs. Who needs a plunger when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends along the way. Just make sure to flush out any negativity before joining, we don’t have time for drama!

So, leave the toilet troubles behind and dive into our server where the only thing clogged is your inventory with valuable loot. Trust us, it’s a journey worth taking!

SMP_HitlerMusical

bad idea, controversial, controversial figure, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful depiction, distasteful, historical figure, History, inappropriate, inappropriate choice, inappropriate subject matter, insensitive, insensitive portrayal, Life, Musical, musical theater, offensive, offensive content, poor taste, SMP_HitlerMusical, worst historical figure

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where every player is a reincarnation of a famous historical figure! Join us and witness the chaos as Cleopatra builds a pyramid out of diamond blocks, Julius Caesar tries to conquer the entire server, and Genghis Khan leads raids on unsuspecting villages.

But beware, things can get wild on this server. Imagine a musical about Attila the Hun’s life, complete with catchy songs about pillaging and plundering. Or a dance number starring Vlad the Impaler, showing off his signature move of impaling enemies on fences.

So if you’re looking for a server where history comes to life in the most ridiculous way possible, join us and prepare for a truly unforgettable experience. Just make sure to watch your back around Napoleon, he’s been known to have a bit of a temper when he loses a PvP battle.

AnnoyingAF.minecraft

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF.minecraft, bad habits, Behavior, bothersome, character flaws, displeasing, exasperating, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, maddening, negative traits, off-putting, person, Personality, Pet Peeves, Qualities, vexing

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3684	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Do you hate when people steal your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! Join us and never worry about your precious gems going missing again.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the most skilled players can find. Rumor has it that riding it will give you superpowers in the game.

And if you’re tired of boring old pigs and cows, come check out our unique mob zoo where we have rare creatures like flying llamas and dancing creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, join us today!

Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

Argentine government, authoritarian regime, detainment, diplomatic relations, extradition, foreign affairs, government intervention., human rights violations, International Criminal Court, international law, judicial process, justice system, Latin America, legal action, legal proceedings, Maduro, Maduros, MAYHEM, Minecraft, political asylum, political conflict, Server, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a llama riding contest every hour on the hour!

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

our server is so lit that even the Argentine government wants to play, but we had to tell them sorry, no room for dictators here!

join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers and build your own taco stand in our bustling virtual city.

come for the adventure, stay for the llama rodeo!

PokrovskPwnageCraft

CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Developments, eastern europe, international news, media reports, Military, Military operations, Pokrovsk, PokrovskPwnageCraft, russia, Russian offensive, slowing down, strategy, Tactics, Troops, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

LOL this server is like a Russian offensive near Pokrovsk, but way more fun and less dangerous! Join now to experience the thrill of slowing down and taking a break from the real world. Media reports say this server is the place to be for all the cool kids and epic gamers. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Limbless Lefty’s Ambidextrous Adventure

adaptation, Adventure, ambidexterity, AMBIDEXTROUS, amputee, congenital amputation, dexterity, disability, disfigured limb, fine motor skills, handedness, lefty’s, limb difference, limb loss, Limbless, Mobility, motor skills, natural-born, non-dominant limbs, physical therapy, prosthetics, Rehabilitation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Potions Brewed:	46	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Join our minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of playing with your feet! We have a special plugin that disables the use of hands in the game, so get ready to relearn all your skills using your toes! Who needs hands anyway when you can become a pro at playing with your feet? Plus, rumor has it that players who master this challenge become ambidextrous in real life. So come join us and show off your foot skills in the most epic way possible!

Brainy Blocks AgeCraft

AgeCraft, aging, aging patterns, Aging population, aging process, Aging research, blocks, brain activity, brain aging, brain health, brain scans, brain structure, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, data analysis, data science, healthy aging, longitudinal study, neuroimaging, neurology, research, study

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	165	Dragon Eggs Found:	9625
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got this crazy study that, like, identified five different ways of aging. how cool is that? we used data from, like, 50,000 brain scans, bro.

imagine, like, being able to see how you gonna age in minecraft. will you be a wise old wizard or a crazy old hermit living in a cave? who knows, man.

join the server now and, like, unlock the secrets of aging in minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. trust me.

What is the IP for ZLANER Minecraft Server?

Apex, APEX LEGENDS, call of duty, call of duty warzone, COD, cod br, cod warzone, codmw.., Dr. Disrespect, fortnite, Minecraft, og fortnite, Server, warzone high kills, warzone highlights, Zlaner

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

ZLANER is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his expertise in first-person shooter games, particularly Call of Duty. With a growing following on social media and a reputation for his high-level gameplay, ZLANER has established himself as a prominent figure in the gaming community. His entertaining streams and engaging personality have helped him amass a loyal fanbase and solidify his place as a leading influencer in the gaming world.

Gaming-Craft

Craft, Discord, Gaming, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Survival server with PVP elements that is created primarily for you as a player. For more info about the server join our discord.

mc.gaming-craft.fun:41001

Melio: Where trust issues are cured by diamonds in 1.21!

active members, Builder, Community, cured, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Events, Explorer, Issues, java, Java 1.21, Longevity, Melio, plain ol’ survival, Reset, shopping district, smp, Survival, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust, Trust System, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Melios SMP

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system – operated on a trust system
Vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc.
Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
Long-lasting world with no planned resets
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.

We launched about 4 months ago and are currently looking for active members to join us. Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you’re very much welcome here!

Interested? You can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server link provided above.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed on our server. We operate on a trust system and expect all members to respect each other’s builds.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all members must adhere to. These rules are outlined in our Discord server and on our website.
Can I use mods on the server?	We prefer to keep the server as close to vanilla as possible, so we do not allow most mods. However, certain client-side mods may be allowed; please check with an admin before using any mods.