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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of paying for apps that promise to entertain you but end up being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate freebie that will blow your mind!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs through the sky, battle evil chickens with diamond swords, and even build a skyscraper made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And did we mention that our server is powered by magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous fun you’ve ever had in a blocky world! And the best part? It’s all for FREE!

CraftyCashGrab

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality shopping experience! Forget wasting money on useless gadgets and gizmos in the real world, come to our server and spend your hard-earned diamonds on virtual items that actually matter! Need a new sword to slay dragons? We got it. Want a fancy hat to impress your friends? We got that too. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual currency is worth more than real money in some alternate universe. So why waste your money on things that don’t matter when you can spend it on things that really count in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start shopping till you drop (into a pit of lava, probably).

CellBlockCraft

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ScreenCrafters

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haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!

UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

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so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

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sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

NoWeddingNoDiamonds

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Are you tired of being left out of your friends’ weddings just because you’re fabulous and single? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and build your own virtual wedding where everyone is invited, even if you’re just a background friend in real life.

Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.

So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Buildings Constructed:	31

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4706	Emeralds Found:	446
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	17

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crops Grown:	7970
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Void Armor Forged:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	7557	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	New Chunks Explored:	739862
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Towns Built:	10

Life-Changing pɐǝɹɥʇ Minecraft Servers

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

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