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The Grim SMP Matchdown

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Star Shards Collected:	285	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it once defeated an entire army of diamond-clad players with just a single peck.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Legend has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with them – talk about a mining disaster!

If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our treacherous parkour course, where players must navigate through a maze of lava pits and TNT traps to reach the coveted prize at the end – a block of dirt. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on the grim match, where madness reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Stepmom Smackdown Minecraft Server

alienation, biological mom, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Hospital, love, loyalty, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, shared custody, SmackDown, stepmom, stepmother, surgery, teenager

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Buildings Constructed:	46	Underground Cities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	149510	Mines Excavated:	4690
Farms Harvested:	384	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pushy stepmothers who think they can replace your real mom? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no stepmothers allowed, especially ones who demand to be called “mom” or “mama”. Join us and build a world where you can tell your stepmother she’ll always live in your mom’s shadow, just like in real life! Plus, we have epic battles and adventures that will make you forget all about family drama. So come join us and let’s show those stepmothers who’s boss in the virtual world!

NoMoreHubbyMess

Boundaries, cleaning, clutter, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, emotional labor, Expectations, family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, household responsibilities, husband and wife, Marriage, NoMoreHubbyMess, organization, parenting, relationships, Resentment, self-care, working parents

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crops Grown:	5422	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3282

Are you tired of cleaning up after everyone in your house? Do you feel like a maid instead of a mom? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about clutter or mess. No more picking up after your husband or kids, just pure creative freedom. And the best part? You can make your husband clean up after himself in the game too! Watch as he struggles to put his virtual clothes in the hamper, just like in real life.

But beware, if you don’t clean up after yourself in the game, your virtual husband might get mad at you too! So come join us and let off some steam in a world where you can finally be selfish and put yourself first. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WorkPetPeevesMC SMP

annoying coworkers, constant interruptions, excessive meetings, favoritism, gossiping, Incompetence, lack of appreciation, lack of communication, lack of organization, lack of punctuality, lack of teamwork, laziness, micromanagement, Negativity, office politics, passive aggressiveness, pet peeve, poor hygiene, smp, unprofessional behavior, work, WorkPetPeevesMC

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1510
Void Armor Forged:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mines Excavated:	1002	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Tired of boring old work? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not dealing with annoying coworkers! Say goodbye to office drama and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual buddies. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. So why waste your time at a desk when you could be crafting your way to victory on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

CreeperCringeCraft

#oops moment, awkward, awkward encounter, awkward moment, blunder, CreeperCringeCraft, cringe, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing story, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, mistake, mortifying, Public, public mishap, Red-faced, regret, shame, social faux pas, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
New Chunks Explored:	708926	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive all your most embarrassing moments in a virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of recreating that time you tripped and fell in front of your crush, or the time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Awkward Dance Battle” mini-game where you can show off your best moves while trying to avoid stepping on your own feet.

So come on down and join us for a hilariously cringeworthy time! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

MissileCraft: Zelenskyy’s Blast!

ballistic missile, blast, Conflict, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, international relations, Military, military advancement, missile testing, MissileCraft, national defense, Politics, SECURITY, Successful, Technology, test, Ukraine, ukraine news, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyy administration, Zelenskyys

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	2344	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7752	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch ballistic missiles like zelenskyy in ukraine! we blow up creepers and zombies with style, just like a boss! if you want to feel the thrill of launching missiles and causing chaos, this is the place to be! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. so come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Blocky911: Never Forget!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5299
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crops Grown:	3395
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the creepers are shakin in their square lil boots. we got pigs flyin, chickens doin backflips, and cows breakdancing.

remember that time when a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the server? yea, that happened here.

oh and did i mention the time when a group of players discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds, but it was guarded by a pack of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? yea, that happened too.

so if u wanna experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of ur life, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get killed by a dancing cow, then u might regret it a little.

MiCraft: Brainwave Edition

Advanced technology, brain activity, brain-computer interface, brainwave, Edition, high accuracy, high performance, innovative technology, low power, medical device, MiBMI, Micraft, Miniaturized Brain-Machine Interface, neural activity, neural decoding, neural signals, neuroengineering, neuroprosthetics, Neurorehabilitation, neurotechnology, small size, text translation, versatile solution

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S GOT A HIGH-PERFORMANCE, MINIATURIZED BRAIN-MACHINE INTERFACE! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GOT AN 8MM2, LOW-POWER, HIGHLY ACCURATE (91% YO) SOLUTION TO TRANSLATE NEURAL ACTIVITY TO TEXT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH JUST YO BRAIN WAVES, NO NEED FOR HANDS, JUST THINK IT AND IT’LL HAPPEN! U CAN BE THE MASTER BUILDER WITHOUT EVEN LIFTING A FINGER!

SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S SEE WHAT KINDA INSANE STUFF WE CAN CREATE WITH OUR MINDS! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

Reyvadin Towny: Where even creepers pay their rent! SEMI-VANILLA, NEW, Public, Java

Casino, Community, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Development, dwarfism, Economy, Enjoy, Features, invite, java, Land claiming, Map, Market system, Minecraft, Pay, Players, Public, Rent, rentable properties, Reyvadin, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Speedrunning, Towny, TOXIC

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Farms Harvested:	149
Mines Excavated:	3938	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	A way of land claiming
Economy	We have a custom “stock” like market system for item prices
Custom fishing	All fishes being textured
Casino	Enjoy a game of chance
Seasons	Experience different seasons on the server
Rentable properties	Properties that can be rented by players
Dwarfism	Unique in-game feature

If you are convinced then we’ll be waiting for you at:

IP: reyvadin.com (Website coming soon)
Map: map.reyvadin.com
Discord: discord.reyvadin.com

Our mentality when it comes to server development is: We try our best to not force features on players, we would like everyone the chance to decide what they want to use and what not!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: reyvadin.com in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.
Is the server modded or vanilla?	The server is mostly vanilla with some custom features and plugins.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a pleasant gaming experience for all players. They can be found on our website or in-game.

ElpCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, Bitcoin, btc, Community, crisis relief, cryptocurrency, DEBT, donation, elp, ElpCraft, emergency, financial aid, financial crisis, Food, Generosity, Help, Homeless, Kindness, Minecraft, Server, Shelter, Struggling, Support, Urgent

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can build your dream house, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns are real in our world)!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll be helping out a fellow player who is in desperate need of some BTC to avoid becoming homeless. Think of it as a charity event, but with creepers and diamonds involved.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of BTC to help out our struggling player. Let’s make Minecraft great again!