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Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4373	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Votes:	134
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Towns Built:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!

PixelPanties – Bootylicious Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Magic Items Found:	1048	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create epic visual novel storylines within the game. Join us for a wild ride as we roleplay as characters from your favorite English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

WienerCraft: Where anime characters use German names and build epic worlds!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old English names for everything? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wacky that even the anime and manga characters use German names! That’s right, you’ll be mining with Hans and crafting with Helga in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman, Klaus, who wears lederhosen and loves to polka dance while teleporting around. And don’t even get us started on the Creeper, Dieter, who explodes in a shower of sauerkraut and bratwurst.

Join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many schnitzels). Prost!

CraftyBlockz: Because Minecraft is the real trial of building and survival!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the OJ trial of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and unexpected betrayals. Will you be the one to find the real culprit behind the missing redstone? Or will you be framed for a crime you didn’t commit? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of a courtroom showdown while building your dream castle. So come on down and join us for the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Blocky Bully Bash: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Crops Grown:	2760	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Votes:	5357	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a unique and twisted gaming experience? Look no further than our server, where you can immerse yourself in a world where sadistic women rule the land and bully you into submission.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of these ruthless ladies. Who knows, you might even develop a strange masochistic desire to be mistreated in the virtual world. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

Mooshroom Madness: Where the Cows Are Brown and the Creepers Are Confused

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ores Mined:	5181
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old red mushrooms in Minecraft? Well, our server is here to shake things up with BROWN mushrooms! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about mushrooms because these bad boys are BROWN and ready to party. The prophecy has spoken and it demands perfectly BROWN mushrooms for the ultimate gaming experience. Join our server now and witness the magic of the BROWN mushroom revolution!