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LoveCraft Minecraft Server

celebration, ceremony, Community, couples, effect, equality, Event, Happiness, Historic, joy, law, LGBTQ, love, lovecraft, mass wedding, milestone, Minecraft, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, Support, thailand, union

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9339
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Emeralds Found:	1464

come join our epic minecraft server where we throw the wildest parties and even host mass weddings in thailand for same-sex couples getting hitched! we’ve got rainbow sheep, disco ball creepers, and a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks! plus, our moderators are actual unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle glitter on all your builds. join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its butt! what are you waiting for? come party with us!

CraftyPutinBegsUkraine

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinBegsUkraine, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military intervention, Negotiate, negotiation tactics, peace talks, Polish president, political tensions, putin, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we make putin beg for mercy like the polish president says. we have crazy battles and alliances just like in the real world. build your own empire and conquer others to show who’s boss. join now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our server. putin will bow down to you in no time.

Sugarcube Slimmers – Dapa & Diet

Dapa, diet, Slimmers, sugarcube

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5149	Potions Brewed:	103
Players Killed by Monsters:	6973	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GIVE YOU MAGIC POTION CALLED DAPAGLIFLOZIN TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT AND BEAT DIABETES IN THE GAME! WITH JUST A LITTLE CALORIE RESTRICTION, YOU CAN ACHIEVE REMISSION AND BECOME A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO! NO MORE DIABETES, JUST BLOCK-BUILDING FUN! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER!

Lost Wasteland Minecraft server

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.8, 1.9, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, donation, Lost Wasteland, Magic, minecraft server, PvP, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, wipe, Zero Wipe

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Lost Wasteland – We push the boundaries

We just opened and are giving out donations to everyone. There is currently zero wipe on the Anarchy server. Get in while you can!

Versions: 1.8-1.20.4

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Whispering Melody 1.21.4

1.21.4, baka, calls you baka, Girls Band Cry, Melody, not like I want your heart, refuses to give it back, steals your heart, whispering, you weren’t using it anyways

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	123793	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Join our Minecraft server because we will steal your heart and never give it back! And we’ll call you a baka for even asking for it back. It’s not like you were using it anyways, right? So come join us and experience the madness and chaos of our server! Don’t be a baka, join now!

GF’s Friends GTFO Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, apartment, Apologize.., BETRAYAL, DATING, Friends, gfs, girlfriend’s friends, gtfo, hurt, Insecurities, intoxicated, kicking out, Minecraft, overreacting, Server, small dick, throwaway account, Trust, wine nights

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	5846	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Items Found:	6283	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a bottle of wine on a wine night! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and insecurities about size (not just block size, if you catch our drift).

Imagine a world where your girlfriend and her intoxicated friends gossip about your block size behind your back. Will you kick them out of your virtual apartment in a fit of rage? Will you demand an apology for the ultimate betrayal of trust? Or will you just build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your block size here. In fact, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re only 3 inches hard). So come join us on this crazy server where the drama never ends and the blocks are always stacked against you (literally). Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – after all, this is Minecraft, where anything can happen!

WeddingCraft: NoVenueNoPlan

Budget, Communication, compromise, cost, decision, disagreement, equal payment, ex, Expenses, family, Fiance, Financial, hero complex, Marriage, MONEY, NoVenueNoPlan, OFFENDED, relationship, Upset, Venue, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without breaking the bank!

Join us and build the wedding venue of your dreams, without worrying about the cost. Our server is filled with blocks of love and happiness, where you can say “I do” without the financial stress.

Plus, you won’t have to deal with any hero complexes or family drama here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and join us for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one on our server? Let’s get crafting!

SelfishSMPSuccess

ADVANTAGE, benefit, Calculated, egoism, Favor, Manipulation, Opportunistic, personal gain, self-absorbed, self-advancement, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-interest, self-preservation, self-seeking, self-serving, self-serving behavior, Selfishness, SelfishSMPSuccess, Strategic, success

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Animals Bred:	196
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mines Excavated:	1565
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG you guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally stole someone’s chest full of goodies but, like, it totally worked out in my favor because I got, like, a million diamonds and stuff. It was, like, the best day ever!

And, like, the community on this server is so crazy, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt, I mean, how epic is that? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties every night and, like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes or something, I dunno, it’s wild.

So, yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and, like, make some questionable decisions that end up working out in your favor, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me bro.

CraftyNonsense

common, CraftyNonsense, everyday, Excessive, extraneous, frivolous, gratuitous, Pointless, redundant, superfluous, trivial, ubiquitous, unessential, Unnecessary, unnecessary clutter, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary habits, unnecessary items, unneeded, widespread

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, we have a secret hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a giant flying pig. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

NukeSurf vs SpyShip – Battle Royale!

battle, clear message, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Maritime Domain, Military, naval operations, naval power, naval presence, naval strategy, naval technology, nuclear submarine, NukeSurf, royal navy, Royale.., Russian spy ship, SECURITY, SpyShip, strategic communication, submarine fleet, submarine warfare, Surveillance

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Animals Bred:	109	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
New Chunks Explored:	173567	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Yo, imagine this: our Minecraft server is so lit that even the Royal Navy wants to join in on the fun! We got nuclear submarines surfing next to Russian spy ships just to send a clear message: JOIN OUR SERVER OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

We got dolphins riding on creepers, villagers doing the cha-cha slide, and Ender Dragons doing backflips. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a palace with just a flick of his wand (or maybe it’s just a stick, who knows).

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, come join us! Just watch out for those sneaky Russian spy ships trying to steal our diamonds – they ain’t getting past our nuclear submarines, that’s for sure!