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BurningTicketmaster Minecraft SMP

Bots, BurningTicketmaster, control the market, decentralized, fight back, Future, greedy bastards, hidden fees, insane markups, JOKE, kidney, lining pockets, Minecraft, overpriced beer, real fans, resellers, ridiculous prices, Ripped off, scam, smp, take back control, ticketmaster, treated like shit

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	2640

Are you tired of getting ripped off by greedy corporations like Ticketmaster? Sick of paying outrageous prices for concert tickets just to end up in the nosebleed section? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight back against the tyranny of Ticketmaster!

Imagine a world where you can actually afford to see your favorite bands live without selling a kidney or taking out a second mortgage. Our server is a safe haven for fans who are sick of being screwed over by ticket resellers and hidden fees.

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles against evil bots who try to snatch up all the tickets before you can even blink. Join us in the fight to take back control of the concert ticket market and stick it to Ticketmaster once and for all. F*ck Ticketmaster, join our crazy SMP and let’s show them who’s boss!

HoloBig3BossMinecraftSMP

Abilities, accolades, Accomplished, Achievements, Awards, career, comparison, Competition, debate, holo big 3, holo members, HoloBig3BossMinecraftSMP, influence, Milestones, Performance, Popularity, Ranking, recognition, Skills, success, talent

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7646	Void Gems Collected:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

We have a player who once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon, only to realize halfway through that they forgot to bring snacks. Another player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days. And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to tame a creeper as a pet – let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

SisWeddingDramaLOL

Communication, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, estrangement, exclusion, extended family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, mental health, personal boundaries, sibling rivalry, sister’s wedding, SisWeddingDramaLOL, Therapy, trust issues, unresolved trauma, wedding events, wedding invitations

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	157	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Items Found:	1446
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Imagine a wedding where you’re not invited because your sister thinks you’ve been lying since childhood. It’s like a plot twist straight out of a telenovela, but with more blocks and less makeup. Will you be able to navigate through family secrets and wedding drama like a pro builder in creative mode?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you have a Minecraft server full of unexpected surprises? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wedding saga like no other. It’s time to craft your own story and show off your building skills while navigating through family dynamics that are more complicated than redstone contraptions. See you in the game, where every block tells a story!

Moo-tiful Adventures

Adventures, agriculture, animal, Beef, cow, dairy, decision, Farm, fortune, gift, jackpot, Livestock, Lottery, Moo, Mootiful, next move, opportunity, Prize, RESPONSIBILITY, Surprise, unexpected, winning

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Star Shards Collected:	84	Falling into the Void:	2
Ores Mined:	1356	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where winning a cow is just the beginning of your wild adventures! Join us and discover a world where cows rule the land and players must navigate through a maze of mooing madness.

But that’s not all – on our server, cows can talk! That’s right, you’ll be able to have deep conversations with your new bovine buddy and even team up with them to take on epic quests and challenges.

And if you ever get tired of your cow companion, don’t worry – you can always trade them in for a flying pig or a dancing llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see where your cow-winning journey takes you. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cow whisperer and lead a revolution of moo-tastic proportions!

SpyCraftDownUnder

#youtube, Australian, Australian critics, BLOCK, Censorship, controversy, Espionage, freedom of speech, government forces, India, Indians, international relations, Investigates, Media, national broadcaster, nest of spies, Press, SpyCraftDownUnder, Surveillance, Targeting, Video

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da Indians government is tryna shut it down cuz dey know we got da best players in town. dey call us a ‘nest of spies’ but really we just out here buildin epic castles and trollin each other. u gotta join dis server if u wanna be part of da most epic minecraft community ever. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and let’s show da world why dis server is da bomb diggity.

Asteroid Smasher: DARTcraft2022

asteroid, asteroid collision, asteroid deflection, asteroid impact, asteroid moon, asteroid research, asteroids, celestial bodies, dart, DARTcraft2022, Didymos, Dimorphos, Double Asteroid Redirection Test, NASA, planetary defence, scientific study, SMASHER, space exploration, space exploration mission, space mission, space technology, Space Travel, spacecraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

join dis epic minecraft server where we deflect asteroids like NASA!!! we smash spacecrafts into moons and asteroids for funsies, just like the Double Asteroid Redirection Test!! come be a part of our planetary defense team and save the world, one block at a time!! who needs NASA when you can join us and be a space hero in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the epic adventure!! 🚀🌌 #minecraft #asteroiddeflection #planetarydefense #NASAwho?

SmithCraft

Anarchy, anarchy survival imagination alliances ruthlessness challenge danger freedom creativity adventure risk intensity unpredictability chaos cunning ruthless unrestricted lawless brutal exhilarating, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Votes:	1888	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to SmithCraft, the epitome of anarchy in the Minecraft universe. This is a world where the only limit is your imagination (and perhaps your cunning). On SmithCraft, there are absolutely no rules, no restrictions, and no safety nets. It’s a brutal, raw, and exhilarating experience where anything goes. Here, your survival depends entirely on your wits, alliances, and ruthlessness.

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PlatyMc

1.20, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Enjoyable, Friendly, Fun, gamemode, java, Join, Lag-free, Minecraft, Network, Platform, Platymc, Play, Players, PvP, Server, Survival, Towny, welcome

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Towns Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5433
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to Platymc! Platymc is a All Platform Minecraft server! Our server has the friendliest community in Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Survival gamemode ever.

We prioritize economy and we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

We aim for a fun and enjoyable player experience, with lag-free servers Can’t wait to play? Join play.platymc.fun now!

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Welcome to Capy World where the only whitelist you need is a love of capybaras and a questionable sense of humor!

Capy, capybaras, humor, love, Minecraft Server Java Plugins Discord Apply Whitelist Players Community Grow Small Girlys Join 18+ Apply Quick Respond Plugins SMP Semi-Vanilla, Questionable, sense, smp, Whitelist, world

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Java
Plugins	Very few
Discord	Link in bio
Whitelist	Apply through Discord or PM
Player Requirements	18+ only

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can apply for the whitelist through the Discord link in the bio or by PMing the server owner.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.
What type of server is it?	The server is a Java server with very few plugins.
Is there an active community on the server?	Yes, the server owner is looking to grow the community and welcomes new players.

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft

DAWNTRAIL, DawntrailCraft, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, In-game Events, Linkshells, Lodestone, Mahdong Open Tournament, Mahjong Lounge, Materia Gold Saucer, Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Raiding, Resources, Savage Raiding, Server, Tournament, xivg, zurvan

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring updates and events? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our latest patch notes (7.05) where we’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret diamond mine that only spawns on Tuesdays at midnight.

Looking for a Free Company to join? We’ve got you covered with the “Creeper Crushers” where we specialize in blowing up everything in sight.

In-game events on our server are wild! Savage Raiding begins today, where you have to fight off hordes of zombie villagers while riding on the back of a dragon.

And don’t miss our meetups, like the upcoming Mahjong Lounge tournament where the prize is a real-life diamond pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

30PlusWomenLover Minecraft SMP 2023

30+ year old women, 30PlusWomenLover, age gap, age preference, Ageism, attractiveness, beauty standards, current year, Diversity, Gaming, GILFs, Maturity, middle aged women, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, Preference, Preferences, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, women in games, women representation

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying young women in games? Join our Minecraft SMP where the majority of players are 30+ year old women! Say goodbye to those pesky youngins and hello to MILFs and GILFs galore. Our server is like a fine wine, getting better with age. Plus, who wouldn’t want to team up with some experienced players who know their way around a blocky world? Join us for a mature gaming experience like no other!