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Obsolete Yet Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	120	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more outdated than a fax machine is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.

Our server is so cutting-edge, we still have dial-up internet and use carrier pigeons to send messages. But don’t worry, we’re working on getting those fax machines built into our devices permanently – because who needs modern technology anyway?

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like a family of villagers trading emeralds. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!

Crafty Cash Grabbers

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7629	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of Kiev constantly asking for money from the USA? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution! Join our server and Kiev will never bother you for money again because he’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Kiev goes to get away from all the money drama. So come join us and say goodbye to Ukrainists trying to drain your wallet!

Crafting Cobblestones & Cracking Jokes: Nirvana Shirt Edition

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	9965	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

🤣 Join our Minecraft server where wearing a Nirvana shirt in public is a requirement! Why, you ask? Because our server is so grunge-tastic that even Kurt Cobain himself would approve. Plus, we guarantee that you’ll start listening to Nirvana on repeat after just one day of playing on our server – it’s that immersive! So come on, grab your flannel and get ready to rock out in the virtual world like never before. 🤘🎸 #MinecraftMadness #GrungeGaming

Minecrafthouseki: Land of Gems

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of suffering and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry creepers while trying to mine for diamonds. Watch out for our resident Phosphophyllite, who may look cute but will definitely wreck havoc on your peaceful mining expedition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join us now and prepare for the ultimate test of survival!

NudeCraft: Where Exes’ Regrets Become Pixelated Reality

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mines Excavated:	4229	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama like trying to get back at your ex for sending nudes to your friends? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your pent-up anger by building a giant statue of your ex out of TNT and blowing it up in a glorious explosion of revenge! Plus, our community is full of players who have their own crazy ex stories to share, so you’ll fit right in. Join now and let the healing begin!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creeper Attacks Are Just Another Day in Your Country!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your country! Imagine riding pigs through the streets, building giant statues of yourself, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in hand.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a laugh. We have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where you can compete against other players in a race to the finish line on the backs of fluffy sheep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle, armed with nothing but a stick and a dream. Will you be the next champion?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience all the craziness that happens in your country!

Kat’s Kooky Craft Kingdom: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Kat.

Kat was just your average Minecraft player, mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly she stumbled upon our server. And let me tell you, her life was never the same again. She was greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who taught her how to build the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen. And that’s not all – she also discovered a secret underground disco party where the creepers were the DJs!

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty LOLz: ‘Is Anyone Else Noticing’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8302
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that have no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of spic-loving, scat fetishist, freemason, homosexual, Jew players who are just waiting to welcome you with open arms. And let’s not forget about our fearless leader, who is basically the Minecraft version of Hitler (but in a totally non-offensive, hilarious way).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane, wacky community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Let the madness begin!

LOLcraft – Honkai Star Rail Edition

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3700	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on a journey through the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll encounter epic battles and mystical creatures at every turn. Explore the Acheron realm and discover your true colors as you fight for glory and honor.

But wait, there’s more! Embark on a quest among the stars where destiny awaits, and uncover the secrets of the universe. With character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng, you’ll never run out of new challenges to conquer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive drip marketing with characters like Robin and Boothill, each with their own unique abilities to help you on your journey.

So what are you waiting for? Redeemable codes, tools, and resources are at your fingertips on our server. Join now and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Girl Band CryCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Farms Harvested:	742
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to know what Nina was searching for before she mysteriously disappeared from our server? Well, rumor has it that she was on the hunt for the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Unicorn Mount! Yes, you heard that right – a majestic unicorn covered in sparkling diamonds that can fly you around the server in style.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find this mythical creature before anyone else does! But be warned, the unicorn is said to only appear to those with the purest of hearts and the most epic building skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the envy of all your friends as you ride into battle on the back of a Diamond-Encrusted Unicorn Mount! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Nina’s disappearance along the way. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Crafty McLaughLand: Where Popular Phases Meet Possibilities!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Join our Minecraft server and relive your glory days with a popular phase that starts at 30+! Who says you can’t be the coolest kid on the block again, even if you’re old enough to have a mortgage and a receding hairline? Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of fellow oldies who refuse to grow up. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave this virtual playground of nostalgia and shenanigans!