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LuckyCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Come home, Crisis, domestic abuse victim, DUBAI, Escape, expatriate, family, Help, International, ireland, irish, Irish citizen, luckycraft, Minecraft, PLEA, plea for assistance, plea for help, Safety, Server, stranded, Support, Victim

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	988	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than an irish ‘domestic abuse victim’ trying to escape dubai! you’ll be begging to come back for more fun and excitement. we have crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make you feel right at home. join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

MissileManiaMC

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international law, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer quotes, military intervention, missile strikes, MissileManiaMC, peacekeeping efforts, political statements, russia, UK foreign affairs, UK missiles, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4

so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!

CraftyMiseryCraft

adaptation, Animals, Challenges, cognitive abilities, complexity, Consciousness, CraftyMiseryCraft, emotions, Evolution, existential crisis, Human nature, humans, intelligence, introspection, LIMITATIONS, Misery, Philosophical, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, society, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	85044
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild party in a blocky world, man. we got creepers that moonwalk and chickens that breakdance. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.

plus, our admins are actual wizards who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun.

if that ain’t enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it that anyone who finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together.

TumorShrinkageCraft

aggressive brain cancer, children, findings, Group 3 Medulloblastoma, mouse model, new treatment, preclinical models, research, stem-like cells, study, tumor shrinkage, tumors, TumorShrinkageCraft, validation

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	1

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on this server, we got a special potion that can make u super strong and take down any baddies in no time! it’s like a cheat code but totally legit, i swear.

also, we got this crazy cool mini-game where u gotta battle against other players on flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items? yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in minecraft. u gotta be quick though, cuz the other players are always tryna steal the loot!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come on over to our server! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll be the next minecraft legend with all the epic adventures u’ll have here.

CorniaCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Character development, CorniaCraft, Deception, Drama, FANTASY, fantasy world, Intrigue, Kingdom, Minecraft, Mystery, plot twist, power struggle, Queen of Cornia, royal family, Royalty, Secrets, Server, tragic ending., unexpected betrayal, unexpected turn, what went wrong, world-building

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Queen of Cornia! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the Queen of Cornia was once a peaceful land filled with majestic cornfields and happy villagers. But one day, a mischievous group of chickens invaded the kingdom and declared themselves as the rulers. Now, the Queen of Cornia is a wacky place where chickens wear crowns and pigs ride on horses!

Join our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Build a house out of corn stalks, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless in this corny paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Join The Queen of Cornia Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild and hilarious adventure like no other!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

Community, desuarchive, Edition, group, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ip address, Link, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, run time error, SelfLoathing, Server, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Zombie Dances:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

ExWifeTaxCraft

artist, child support, childhood trauma, co parenting, custody, Designer, Divorce, Eastern-European country, emotional payment, ex wife, ExWifeTaxCraft, financial struggle, financial support, joint custody, Legal System, minimum wage, online business, photographer, sole custody, struggling parent, upper middle-class

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s new relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this guy’s ex-wife!

We’ve got split households just like this guy’s son, except instead of arguing over who gets custody, we argue over who gets the best loot in-game. And just like this guy’s ex-wife who claims to be an artist/designer/photographer, we’ve got players who claim to be master builders but end up creating pixelated abominations.

Join us for a wild ride of financial struggles, emotional trauma, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy blocky world!

LostItems Minecraft Server

belongings, forgetful, forgetfulness, Items, Loss, lost and found, lost belongings, lost items, lost possessions, lost something, lost things, LostItems, Minecraft, Misplaced, misplaced belongings, misplaced items, misplaced objects, misplaced possessions, misplaced things, missing, SEARCHING, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Runes Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of losing your diamonds to pesky creepers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing your precious loot again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all creepers, zombies, and even those annoying Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind enchanted armor and weapons for those brave enough to explore its depths.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, armed with the power of the gods and protected by a forcefield stronger than diamond armor!

MinecraftMisfortune

Bad Luck, MinecraftMisfortune, Unfortunate, unfortunate day, unfortunate events, unfortunate experiences, unfortunate moments, unfortunate occurrences, unfortunate situations, Unlucky, unlucky circumstances, unlucky day, unlucky events, unlucky experiences, unlucky happenings, unlucky incidents, unlucky moments, unlucky occurrences, unlucky situations, unlucky streak

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Or maybe you built a house on a hill only for it to be struck by lightning and burn down? Well, fear not, because on our server, the unluckiest thing that can happen to you is finding a diamond block instead of a diamond ore! Join us for a chance to experience the most hilariously unfortunate events in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village where all the villagers speak in pig Latin! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server now!

GrkCraft: 40¢ Tourism Boost

#sustainability, Boost, Crisis, economic growth, Economy, EURO, European travel, financial impact, greece, Greek economy, GrkCraft, Hospitality, Mayor of Athens, tourism, tourism industry, tourism management, tourism revenue, tourism sustainability, tourist spending, travel, Viability, Visitor

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Mines Excavated:	4538	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, the mayor of Athens is all like “tourism in Greece ain’t worth it no more cuz each visitor only gives us 40 cents” but like, who cares about that when you can join our EPIC Minecraft server?! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s lit fam. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling like Scrooge McDuck. forget about Greece, come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!