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Crafty Memes: Where /pol/ meets Minecraft for some LOLs

America, civil war, Conflict, Crafty, Crisis, Democracy, Division, election season, emergency, fear, Future, Government, lols, meets, memes, Minecraft, PARANOIA, POL, Political, Preparation, second civil war, society, uncertainty, united states, Unrest

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Votes:	3815	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of worrying about civil war breaking out in the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no civil war” policy! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that repels any potential civil war instigators. So come on, join us and let’s build a peaceful and harmonious virtual community together!

DullCraft: Where even the creepers are bored! Join now for a snooze-fest of a good time!

bored, CREEPERS, dull, DullCraft, Good, I want to like, It’s, it’s pretty dull, Join, Like.., PRETTY, pretty dull, snoozefest, Time, Want, want to like, want to like it

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Void Armor Forged:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is anything but dull!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart), then come join us and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That’s Definitely Not Just a Random Number

#covert operations, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous writer, Crafty, crime, crime fiction, detective, Enigma, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, McCraftface, mysterious book, Mystery, No. 916797878, number, puzzling, Random, secretive, Secrets, Server, Suspense, suspenseful novel, Thriller, unknown identity

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	9027	Emeralds Found:	247

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs as they soar through the sky, battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and defend it from an army of zombie llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Nations: ‘>your country’ Edition

can your little-pecker handle a Latina, communication barriers, Confidence, Country, Crafty, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, DATING, Edition, Gender Roles, gtYour, Insecurity, international dating, Latin culture, Latin women, latina, machismo, Masculinity, Nations, relationships, self esteem, Stereotypes, your country

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Items Found:	6895	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your love life! Are you ready to dive into a world where the blocks are as stacked as the players? Join us if you think you can handle a Latina – because our server is hotter than a desert temple in the middle of summer!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a heartbroken ex looking for revenge, and the zombies are just misunderstood creatures looking for a friend. Can you survive the chaos and become the ultimate blocky champion?

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find love in a world made of blocks! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Nijisisters’ 39 IQ Abomination: Minecraft Madness

39 iq, Abomination, Burn, chubba, collab, cry more, hololive, Losers, LOSING, ls, madness, Miko, Minecraft, Nijisisters, senchou, Suisei, vtuber community, w/, winning

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of taking L’s in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate winner’s club! We’ve got collabs with chubbas that will blow your mind and have you crying tears of joy. Suisei, Miko, Senchou – they’re all on our side, racking up those wins like nobody’s business. So if you want to be a part of the winning team, join us and leave those losers in the dust. Let the hololive spirit guide you to victory!

Poopocalypse Adventures

Adventures, challenging game, competitive multiplayer, difficult to master, Escape from Shitkov, experienced players, faggots with 1000+ hours, frustrating gameplay, get repeatedly killed, hardcore gaming experience, hardcore players, hiding in every nook and cranny, high skill ceiling, intense competition, maps open on 2nd monitors, Poopocalypse, rage inducing, skilled opponents, steep learning curve, strategic gameplay, SUCKS, try to play

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Votes:	934
Potions Brewed:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Towns Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate, climate action, climate activism, climate awareness, climate change, climate crisis, climate denial, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate solutions, Crafty, deniers, Environmental Science, extreme weather events, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Myth, renewable energy, Scientific consensus, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

banner sim, Barbara, character banner, collaboration event, Crimson Night Fades, crossover, Daily check-in rewards, Epic, Explore Nature, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, Fun, genshin, genshin impact, GENSHINGIFT, GigCraft, guides, Impact, Join, Kaedehara Kazuha, Maps, meets, mihoyo, Minecraft, Neuvillette, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Trailer, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, weapon banner, Web Event, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

Anon, Anons, ANONYMOUS, arousal, Crafty, degradation, dirty talk, Domination, Erotic, exhibitionism, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Humiliation, jack off, JackOffs, kink, Masturbation, Minecraft, Pleasure, Questionable, Requests, Roleplay, Server, sexual, Submission, taboo, verbally abuse

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crops Grown:	2101
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Zombie Dances:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

Anime, anime character, BETRAYAL, brother, CREEPERS, Darkness, decision, Drool, Evil, Itachi, Itachis, Lair, long trail, Naruto, power, Redemption, redemption arc, regret, rule, sacrifice, Sasuke, tragic, tragic hero, uchiha clan, Villain, Villains

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Secret Passages Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Votes:	9283

Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.