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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 2901 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6014 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 4794 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)