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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1976 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 186783 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute best in the universe! Why should you join, you may ask? Well, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and pigs that can do the Macarena. Not to mention, our Creepers have been trained in the art of interpretive dance. Oh, and did we mention that our Ender Dragon doubles as a professional opera singer? That’s right, folks. So come join us on our server and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, no shitposting allowed – unless it involves a llama wearing sunglasses.
