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The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Buildings Constructed:	34
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

TicTocNoRacismMC

African American, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confrontation, education, Empathy, friend group, friendship, Guilt, hurt feelings, offensive language, racism, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sensitivity, social dynamics, TicTocNoRacismMC, Tourettes, Understanding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Emma’s Tourette’s outbursts? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like the uno game at OP’s house.

We promise you’ll never be called any racial slurs, unless you count the creepers hissing at you. And if you’re feeling guilty about kicking someone out, don’t worry – we’ll kick out any griefers faster than you can say “b*tch”!

Come join us for a gaming experience that’s more intense than Josh’s middle school bullies. Just remember, in this server, the only thing getting hurt is your pride when you get blown up by a creeper.

MineForMoney

Decision making, Ethics, financial gain, Financial Security, fulfillment, future planning, Happiness, health, Life, life choices, Longevity, longevity trade-off, MineForMoney, MONEY, moral dilemma, personal finance, Priorities, risk assessment, sacrifice, value of life, wealth

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to end up with a measly stack of cobblestone? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to cut 10 years off your real life in exchange for $20 million in virtual currency! Imagine the possibilities – you could build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or even hire a team of villagers to do all your mining for you! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and live fast, mine hard, and get rich quick!

HamasReloadedCraft

arms proliferation., Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas rearmament, HamasReloadedCraft, international relations, Israeli politics, Israeli prime minister, Israeli security, Middle East conflict, military strategy, Netanyahu, Oct 7, Palestinian territories, Philadelphi, political stability, rearm, Regional threats, repeat, Revive, security concerns

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9

LOL come join dis epic minecraft server where we got crazier stories than Netanyahu tryna keep Hamas outta Philadelphi! if u dont join, Hamas gonna take over da server and rearm, revive, repeat like some crazy minecraft zombies! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of creepers and endermen! join now or face da wrath of da blocky apocalypse!

Hug A Murderer – Minecraft

Caution, chilling, crime, criminal, danger, dark side, Deception, disbelief, encounter, fear, hidden, Hug, Minecraft, murderer, realization, secret, shock, suspicion, Trust, Unknowingly, unsuspecting

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crops Grown:	8027
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the deep dark caves of this epic minecraft server, when suddenly you come across a player who seems all chill and friendly. but little do you know, they’re actually a secret murderer in disguise! they’ll befriend you, gain your trust, and then BAM! they’ll stab you in the back (literally) and steal all your loot! so if you wanna avoid getting hugged by a murderer without even realizing it, come join our server where you’ll never know who’s really your friend and who’s just waiting to betray you in the most epic way possible! trust no one, watch your back, and most importantly, have a blast on our insane minecraft server!

What is the IP for AfroSenju XL Minecraft Server?

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

AfroSenju XL is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his gaming and anime-related videos. With a focus on delivering entertaining and engaging content, AfroSenju XL has amassed a large following on various social media platforms. His energetic personality and unique commentary style have earned him a dedicated fan base, making him a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

PokeFuchsia

Crates, custom skins, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, Pixelmon, pixelmon server, PokeFuchsia

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Villages Defended:	19	Mines Excavated:	4669
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Work in progress currently modded pixelmon server 🙂 custom pixelmon skins and awesome crates! with much more

play.pokefuchsia.com

Join the chaos of TeaTime SMP – where survival meets tea parties and questionable voice chats!

Builders, Chaos, Chats, custom models, Datapacks, Discord, double life event., Events, Farmers, GameNights, Join, last life, LGBTQ, meets, Modded, Mods, Parties, Players, plushies, Questionable, Redstone, relaxed rules, shopping district, smp, Survival, tea, Teatime, Uhc, Vanilla, VOICE

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Version	1.20.1 (modded)
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

About Us:

-Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.

We are planning to be hosting our on Double Life Event on Saturday Nights 9pm EST Time zone so if your interested!! This is the best time to join the server!!!

Server Specialty:

Custom Server Models
Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Shopping District
Special Server Events (Examples: Last Life, Uhc, Etc.)
Gamenights

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20.1 (modded).
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly.
What kinds of players are you looking for?	We are seeking redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, we host special events like Last Life, Uhc, and more.
Is voice chat mandatory on the server?	No, voice chat is optional. Players can choose whether or not to participate.

Crafty Brazilian Fun – Minecraft Server

Anime, Anterior, Bra, Brazilian, Crafty, fio brasileiro, Fun, Minecraft, NOTURNO, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4454	Love Letters Sent:	4
Towns Built:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience epic battles with giant anime monsters, build your own anime-inspired castles, and even ride on flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes (Disclaimer: flying llamas may not actually shoot laser beams).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ninja village where you can learn the ways of the ninja and master the art of stealthy PvP combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the anime madness begin!

Pink Pill Minecraft SMP

Anon, aphrodite, Body, clothes, Femininity, Heavenly Garden, Hiding, inner beauty, Masculinity, Minecraft, missing, Performance, pill, PINK, PINK PILL, realization, Release, salvation, Self Discovery, shell, Shine, smp, Soul, true self

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of hiding your true self behind a facade of masculinity? Do you feel like your clothes are just a shell covering up your fabulous soul? Well, it’s time to break free and let your inner diva shine on our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we answer the call of Mother Aphrodite and embrace our feminine side. Let your inner beauty radiate and bask in the glory of her Heavenly Garden. Who needs armor when you have the power of fabulousness on your side? Join us now and let’s slay together, darling!

RageCraftRentals

AITA in-laws ungrateful rage landlords apartment condition family text sliding door grandchildren porch bruises cuts mold material things responsibility relationship repair physics, RageCraftRentals

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magic Items Found:	7451
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	463273
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Potions Brewed:	167

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful landlords who prioritize material things over family? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and experience a world where sliding doors falling on grandchildren and breathing in mold for three years is just a normal day. We promise you won’t have to deal with landlords who refuse to fix things or prioritize material possessions over family.

And if you ever need a reminder of what landlords are responsible for, just ask us! We’ll make sure you’re well taken care of and never have to put up with the things other renters do.

So say goodbye to ungrateful landlords and hello to a new family on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life drama!