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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5080 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!