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BingeCartoonKid Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

OMG, like totally join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best place ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle, how cool is that?! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come join us and relive your childhood cartoon binge-watching days, but in Minecraft form! It’s gonna be epic, bro!

CraftyCare: US Edition

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of being stuck in the US without universal healthcare? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we offer universal healthcare to all players! That’s right, no more worrying about expensive medical bills or insurance premiums. Our virtual doctors will heal you with just a click of a button.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of healthcare. They will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their wisdom and bacon-flavored medicine.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wonders of universal healthcare in a world where pigs rule the medical industry!

CuttingEdgeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Animals Bred:	124	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, liek, imagine this: u join a minecraft server where the only way to connect is thru a subsea fibre optic cable. but get this, sum crazy person keeps cutting the cable, so u gotta be quick to join before it gets cut again. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and creepers. join now before the cable gets cut for the 3rd time and u miss out on all the fun and chaos. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

VanceCraft Abortion Riot

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2957	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyRetract HQ

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Emeralds Found:	6456
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Animals Bred:	82	Dragon Eggs Found:	8704
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Modern Classic Prison

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Server Overview:

Server Information:
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Bedrock version.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can players grow drugs and farm gems on the server?	Yes, players can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in their cells.
Do NPCs help players progress faster?	Yes, NPCs offer quests to help players progress faster on the server.

Royal Crafters 1.21.1

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

OMG, have you heard about this server that’s run by the best president ever? He’s gonna give us Doge dividends from the money he saves the US! Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server for a wild ride of Doge checks and Musk madness. It’s like living in a meme, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, come join us now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

BrotherlyBoundaries

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Love Letters Sent:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Buildings Constructed:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Villages Defended:	15	Crops Grown:	5656
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.