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CraftyBritz 3D Printz

3d printer, 3d printing, Britbong, british humor, combination, compliance, copyright infringement, CraftyBritz, digital rights, funny, humor, illegal files, law enforcement, Licenses, Oi, Piracy, Printing, Printz, regulations, Technology, television, television license

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can use our combination 3D printer and television to bring your wildest creations to life. Need a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered! And don’t worry, our printers are strictly monitored to ensure no illegal files are being printed – we don’t need any more lawsuits from the cheese mafia.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant flying pig? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible. Just hop on and soar through the skies like a bacon-covered superhero. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the pig to a dance-off. Trust us, he’s got some killer moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

BoomerCraft: Where growing old and alone is a blast! Join now for the ultimate Minecraft meme adventure #BoomerLife

Adventure, aging, aging alone, aging dread, aging fears, aging worries, alone, alone in old age, anxiety, blast, BoomerCraft, BoomerLife, existential dread, fear, Future, Growing, growing old, Join, life stages, Loneliness, meme, midlife crisis, Minecraft, self reflection, solitude, solo journey, Ultimate, Uncertain, uncertainty

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Votes:	4575
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you kidding me? In our Minecraft server, you’ll never grow old and alone, because you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and hanging out with a community of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Who needs to worry about getting old when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead? Join us now and say goodbye to boring adulthood – your virtual adventure awaits!

WitchCrafted: Unleash the Beast – #MinecraftMadness

action, Adventure, Anime, anime recommendations, Beast, Character development, Dark, emotional, enjoying, FANTASY, growth, Hidden feelings, Magic, MinecraftMadness, Mystery, relationships, romance, Soft side, the beast, the witch, transformation, Tsundere, Unleash, Watching, WitchCrafted

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the tsundere characters are starting to show their soft side? Look no further! Our server is so magical, it’s even melting the hearts of the toughest players out there. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as these tsundere characters navigate their way through blocky adventures and surprising friendships. Who knows, you might even find yourself shedding a tear or two (from laughter, of course). So come on, hop on board and witness the transformation of the most stubborn players into mushy marshmallows. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

N-Word Nether Realm: Where Mistakes Meet Minecraft Memes! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks! #CancelledCultureCraft

Accountability, blocks, CancelledCultureCraft, consequences, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, HR, ignorance, inappropriate language, inclusion, Join, lols, Meet, memes, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Nether, NWord, offensive language, Professionalism, racial slur, racism, Realm, repercussions.., sensitivity training, social awareness, work environment, Workplace, workplace behavior

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Crops Grown:	6592	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Tired of getting caught saying the n-word in inappropriate situations? Join our Minecraft server, where you can say whatever you want without fear of HR busting your balls! Our virtual world is a safe space for all your dirty jokes and politically incorrect ramblings. Plus, if anyone tries to report you, just tell them you were talking to a zombie pigman! Join now and let your inner edgelord run wild!

VoteCraft: Presidential/PM Tier List Server

Analysis, AUTHORITY, Correct, Country, debate, Decision making, Democracy, Global, Government, leadership, list, Objective, opinion, Politics, power, president, PresidentialPM, prime minister, Ranking, Ruling, Server, Tier, Tier List, VoteCraft, world leaders

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring old politics and government rankings? Come join our Minecraft server where YOU can become the supreme ruler of your very own virtual country! No more pesky elections or diplomatic negotiations, just pure unadulterated power and control over your pixelated kingdom.

Ever dreamed of being best buds with the likes of Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra, or even Julius Caesar? Well now’s your chance! Our server is home to a diverse array of historical figures who are just waiting to team up with you and conquer the virtual world together. Who needs a tier list when you can have a team of legendary leaders by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make your wildest political dreams come true. Just remember, in this world, the only tier that matters is the one you create for yourself.

PixelPenguinMC: Splatoon Edition

Community, competitive, console, Edition, Fun, Gaming, Inkling, Nintendo, Nostalgia, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, paint, Paintball, PixelPenguinMC, Shooter, Shooting game, splatoon, Squid, turf war, video games, Wii U

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Zombie Dances:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of waiting for Pretendo to get their act together? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the cool kids are hanging out! Why waste time waiting for things to get sorted when you can join us and start building epic structures and battling it out with other players right now?

Trust us, you won’t even remember what you were missing on S1 once you experience the craziness that goes down on our server. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco that only the most elite players know about. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that take place every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin! Who needs Pretendo when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again (not that it ever wasn’t great but you get what we mean).

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗡𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗢𝘃𝗮 𝗡𝘂𝘁𝘀: Eclipse Madness MC Server

#youtube, 2024.., Accidental, BIZARRE, broadcast error, coverage, eclipse, EMBARRASSING, funny, internet, madness, Media, Mexican TV outlet, mexico, mistaken identity, News, nuts, 𝗡𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗢𝘃𝗮, Server, solar eclipse, TESTICLES, the, viral moment, viral video

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	165
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic that even Mexican TV outlets accidentally air man’s testicles during solar eclipse coverage just to get a glimpse of the action! Join now for a totally out-of-this-world experience that will have you saying “What in the craft?!” Don’t miss out on the chance to play on the most scandalous server in all of Minecraft history. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some truly unforgettable adventures!

Pikachu’s Pixel Playground: A Poke-mad Craftventure

#datamining, #eggmon, #legendarygauntlet, #NeoChampionSilver, #PhotoCreator, #PokemonMastersEX, #syncgrid, Collecting, Community, Craftventure, discussion, Events, Gamers, Geeta, mobilegame, MobileGaming, Pikachus, PIXEL, Playground, Pokemad, pokemon, Soundtrack, tierlist, Trainers, Updates

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Items Found:	8389
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Are you tired of boring, turn-based Pokémon games? Do you dream of collecting trainers instead of Pokémon? Look no further, because we have the perfect Minecraft server for you – Jealous Zeraora Edition!

Join us for epic battles, pixelated adventures, and a whole lot of trainer collecting madness. Our Sync Grid Simulator will have you strategizing like never before, while our Eggmon viability guide/tier list will help you become the ultimate trainer. And don’t even get us started on our Legendary Gauntlet – it’s the stuff of legends!

But that’s not all, folks! With our Model ripping/datamining project FAQ, you’ll uncover secrets you never knew existed. Plus, our upcoming events are so exciting, they’ll have you mining for diamonds in no time. And let’s not forget about our Pokémon Masters EX soundtrack – because nothing says epic battle like a killer track.

So what are you waiting for? Join Jealous Zeraora Edition today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs turn-based when you can have real-time trainer collecting madness? Let’s go!

LOLcraft: ‘I CANT EVEN’ Minecraft Server

#brap machine, #fantasizing, #fat fembot, #naughty robot, #robot girlfriend, #robot lover, #size acceptance, cellulite, curvy, desire, dreaming, FANTASY, fat fetish, fetishizing, Girlfriend, LolCraft, longing, Minecraft, Need, Obsession, Server, Struggling, wishing

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Star Shards Collected:	102
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Come join us on our wacky wonderland where the pigs are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fat Fembot GF with a gigantic cellulite-ridden plapping brap machine! She’s always ready to give you a helping hand or a thunderous brap to light up your day. Who needs diamonds when you have a friend like her?

Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and the wildest time you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get brappin’!

ChainsawCraft或ChainsawMania

action, Anime, BETRAYAL, brought, chainsaw man, ChainsawCraft或ChainsawMania, dark fantasy, Demons, devil hunters, Eat, Fights, Horror, Makima, Manga, Powers, Secrets, shonen jump, something.., Supernatural, Thriller

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Emeralds Found:	3669	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of starving in the harsh world of Minecraft? Well, fear not because Makima has got your back! Our server offers unlimited food options, from giant burgers to enchanted golden apples that never run out. Join us and never worry about hunger again.

But wait, there’s more! Makima is rumored to have connections with the rarest mobs in the game. Want a pet dragon? Makima can hook you up. Looking for a skeleton army to do your bidding? Makima’s got your back. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So come on down and join us, where Makima’s food and monster connections will make your Minecraft experience a truly unforgettable one. Who needs diamonds when you have Makima on your side?