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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4841 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Ores Mined: | 1593 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 93 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens armed with laser swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Infinite Sizzle! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! Build your own floating castle made entirely of cake, ride on a flying pig through the Nether, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing Solitaire.