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HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4552	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	9838

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Items Found:	2524
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mines Excavated:	3997	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	104	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, MyLittleServer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Emeralds Found:	8572
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

89.248.193.185:30145

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

apply, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, java, Mods, New server, no-tp, PRETEND, proximity chat, Qol, QoL mods, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smooth gameplay, smp, Suggestions, Trust, trust-based, Votes, Whitelist, world, World Map

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

game balance, game community, game design, game design decisions, game developers, game development, game development process, game features, game fixes, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game mechanics overhaul, game patches, game redesigns, game ruining, game updates, indie games, Minecraft, player feedback, RogueCraft, roguelike, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!