Oldies 50s 60s 70s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

desuarchive, Gaming, habits, haha, i hate myself, losers edition, Mega, Minecraft, Online Community, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self loathing, SelfLoathing, Server, Steam, steam community, tagmap, tagmap.io, Thread, Trash, Wake Up

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/400	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Animals Bred:	154	Star Shards Collected:	248
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

BabyBlockin’AITAH

AITAH, baby, BabyBlockinAITAH, Boundaries, Childbirth, Contact, decision, family, Fil, first birthday, Help, labour, Midwives, not letting sil in room, pain management, Party, relationship, Respect, sister, Support, wife giving birth

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/500	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	49	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Votes:	4756	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your decisions? Look no further! Our server is like that cool aunt who knows when to give you space and when to join in on the fun. Just like how this nurse sister should have respected her sister’s wishes during childbirth, we respect your wishes in-game too!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that knows the importance of consent. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And hey, if you see the nurse sister around, tell her she’s missing out on the best Minecraft server in town!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

BabyBlock, birth control options, career focus, changing societal norms, child care costs, cultural expectations, delayed marriage, environmental concerns, fear of commitment, fertility concerns, financial constraints, lack of support systems, lifestyle choices, mental health issues, Minecraft, overpopulation fears, parenting responsibilities, personal fulfillment, relationship instability, reluctance to have children, Server, societal pressure, work-life balance

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/500	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of your kids hogging all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because our server has a strict “no kids allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build that epic castle without little Timmy stealing all your resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly creature that gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who will trade you rare items for just a few blocks of dirt.

So why are people becoming reluctant to have children? Because they know that once they join our server, they’ll never want to leave! Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had.

CraftyDisasterLand

bad experience, CraftyDisasterLand, Culture Shock, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, Explore, Foreign, least enjoyable, least favorite, NEGATIVE, regret, Tourist, travel, travel horror stories, travel regrets, travel woes, Unpleasant, vacation, worst country

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	4793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

DeathTrapCraft

abduction, Africa, armed groups, Central Africa, Central African Republic, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, danger, DeathTrapCraft, Democratic Republic of Congo, hostages, human rights abuses, instability, Kidnappers, Kidnappings, SECURITY, south Sudan, Terrorism, triangle of death, violence

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/800	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Potions Brewed:	149
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.

CraftyColumbo

1970s, classic, Clever, Columbo, CraftyColumbo, crime, crime drama, detective, iconic, iconic character, interrogation, investigation, lawyering up, murder, Mystery, Peter Falk, plot twist, police procedural, suspects, tv show, whodunit

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/100	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	448
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!

first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!

but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!

ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas

Behavior, clinical psychopaths, cognitive processes, Decision making, Deontological, deontological choices, dilemmas, direct harm, emotional responses, Ethics, high impulsivity, high-emotion scenarios, ImpulseCraft, impulsiveness, mental health, morality, optimal outcomes, personality disorders, Psychology, research, risk assessment, social psychology

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/500	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

So like, this server is like totally perfect for all you crazies out there who wanna play Minecraft but also have a touch of psychopathy and impulsivity. We got all the deontological choices you could ever want, avoiding direct harm like it’s our job. Plus, we’re all about those high-emotion scenarios, so get ready to make some wild decisions that make absolutely no sense but are still super fun. Join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner crazy and have a blast in the process!

Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, decorations, Development, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, Pets, Players, Project, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Vanilla, wellmannered, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/400	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Star Shards Collected:	95
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Animals Bred:	90

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name
Founded	April 14, 2023
Founder	Antimony_Sb
Features	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the primary language used in the server?

The primary language used in the server is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.

What sets this server apart from Vanilla Minecraft?

Some of the divergences from classic Vanilla gameplay include Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO with new skills, GSit for sitting, custom FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more minor additions.

Is there a summer event coming up?

Yes, the summer event will start soon with great content and rewards for players.

Is there a second server being developed?

Yes, a second server named “Flare Adventures” is in development, offering a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW, Elden Ring, and other major influences.

DollCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient, antique, charming, collectible, Doll, DollCraft, Elegant, FARTED, funny, German, Handmade, Minecraft, Musical, quirky, rare, Server, Stream, Toy, Traditional, Unique, vintage, Violin, WHIMSICAL

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/700	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an elegant ancient German doll who plays the violin… and farts on stream! That’s right, you’ll never know when she’ll let one rip while serenading you with her beautiful music. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on down and join us for some laughs, some music, and some unexpected toots. Don’t miss out on the fun!

NashThreads Minecraft Server

Boring, Bryan Danielson, gay black man, ignored Nash threads, Manifested, meme dead, meme growth, Minecraft, Monitoring, NashThreads, planned, raped, samefag, samefagging, Server, viral, Waste of time

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4576	Villages Defended:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are dead, the threads are ignored, and the samefagging is off the charts! But don’t worry, because on our server, you won’t go viral, your meme growth will be non-existent, and you’ll waste all your time monitoring those boring Nash threads.

Join us and experience the thrill of planning and manifesting your own demise, just like we do on a daily basis. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that Bryan Danielson was once allegedly raped by a gay black man on our server. Now that’s some crazy Minecraft drama you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see just how wild things can get in the world of Minecraft!