NoKidsAllowedCraft

Accommodation, babysitter, childcare, childproof, Expectations, extended family, family, Guilt, Home office, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowedCraft, OVERWHELMING, privacy, rearrange, selfish, single mom, Space, unhelpful, work from home

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!

OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP

bang for your buck, cost effective, Durable, expensive, Extravagant, high end, high quality, Investment, Justified, long-lasting, luxury, Minecraft, Overpriced, OverpricedButWorthIt, Premium, Quality, smp, Splurge, top tier, Value, worth it, worth the money, Worthwhile

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is made out of diamond blocks! That’s right, even the dirt is diamond! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is located in the mythical land of Blingtopia, where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly (literally, they have wings).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs that hatch into mini diamond golems.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit of armor made entirely out of emerald blocks? Trust us, it may seem overpriced, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and outrageous riches that await you in Blingtopia!

RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever

appreciation, Connection, culture, diamonds, Gratitude, heritage, hindsight, History, Impact, IMPORTANCE, Legacy, lessons learned, Memories, Nostalgia, perspective, preservation, Reflection, RetroCraft, Significance, tradition, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Animals Bred:	33	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a time machine on steroids! Travel back in time and bring back the most important thing – your sense of humor!

Join us and embark on epic quests to retrieve ancient artifacts like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Chuck Norris or the Enchanted Pork Chop of Elvis Presley. But beware, the past is full of dangers like zombie dinosaurs and creeper pirates!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a T-Rex into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

AddictiveCraft: MontrealMan vs Socials

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.

but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!

EarthSysCollapseCraft

#sustainability, alarming trends, Biodiversity loss, climate change, collapse, critical situation, Earth systems, EarthSysCollapseCraft, ecological collapse., ecological disaster, ecosystem collapse, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, findings, global warming, Natural resources, planetary health, research, scientific study, study, urgent action needed

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Farms Harvested:	489
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

so like, u know how the earth is like, kinda falling apart and stuff? well, why not escape to our epic minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff. like, who needs the real world when u can have a virtual one, amirite?

join our server and u can like, save the earth by building ur own sustainable paradise. u can like, plant virtual trees and stuff and stop the virtual climate change. u can be a hero in the virtual world, dude.

plus, like, there’s no annoying politicians or global warming on our server. just u, ur friends, and endless possibilities. u can like, ride virtual unicorns and battle virtual dragons. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

so like, why waste ur time on a dying planet when u can join our minecraft server and like, save the world one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me.

The Crazy S’mores Server – No Fires Allowed! 21+ Minecraft Fun!

adventurers, Adventures, Allowed, Applications, Challenging, Community, crazy, Datapacks, Discord, Fire, Fires, Friends, Fun, java, Mature, Minecraft, Pl3xmap, Plugins, respectful, Server, smores, smp, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Void Gems Collected:	40	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to The Cozy Shire Server!

Overview:

Launch Date	July 28, 2024 🚀
Version	1.21 Map 🌍
Difficulty	Hard 💪
Fire Spread	Turned Off 🔥🚫
Pl3xMap	Yes 🗺️✨
Discord	Yes 🎙️
LGBTQI+ Friendly	Yes 🌈

Upcoming Events:

Why Join Us?

Our mission is to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. Join us to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

List of plugins and datapacks:

Datapacks Installed (All from Vanilla Tweaks):

Silence Mobs
Player Head Drops
More Mob Heads
Custom Nether Portals
Mini Blocks
Wandering Trades
Armor Statues
Unlock All Recipes
More Effective Tools
Fast Leaf Decay
Multiplayer Sleep
Double Shulker Shells
Armored Elytra
Anti Enderman Grief
Durability Ping
AFK Display
Spawn Teleport
Kill Empty Boats

Plugins Installed:

CoreProtect
DiscordSRV
Chunker
Pl3xMap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is the age requirement to join The Cozy Shire server?

A: You must be 21 years or older to join our server. We prioritize mature and respectful interactions among our community members.

Q: Can I join if I’m LGBTQI+?

A: Yes! The Cozy Shire is a safe and inclusive space for everyone, including members of the LGBTQI+ community.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

CraftySpaghetti – Minecraft Server

54-58, CraftySpaghetti, falegname, Gesù, Giacomo, Giuda, Giuseppe, il filo, incredulità, ITA, Maria, matteo, Minecraft, miracoli, Mt 13, Patria, prodigi, profeta, sapienza, scandalo, Server, simone, sinagoga, sorelle, Vangelo

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Divine Spears Created:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Potions Brewed:	63
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness like never before!

Picture this: Jesus himself logs into our server and starts teaching in the village synagogue. The villagers are in awe, asking, “Where did he learn all this wisdom and do these miracles? Isn’t he just the son of a carpenter? And his mom, Mary, isn’t she just a regular lady? And his siblings, James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, aren’t they all just chilling with us?” It’s a scandalous affair, but hey, that’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Jesus himself tells the villagers, “A prophet is never respected in his own hometown.” And just like that, the villagers are left scratching their heads in disbelief. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, making it the most exciting place to be in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JuneBrosCraft Minecraft SMP

best-selling video games, bestsellers, bros, game rankings, game sales, Gaming, gaming industry, gaming trends, june, June bestsellers, June releases, June sales, june video games, JuneBrosCraft, Minecraft, popular games, smp, top charts, top games, top sellers, top video games, video game market, video games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you gamers out there! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, it’s basically on fire? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and instantly you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to find the rarest diamonds in all the land. But watch out, because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal them for their nefarious chicken army!

But don’t worry, you’ll have your trusty llama sidekick, Larry, to help you on your epic journey. Together, you’ll battle giant spiders, build the most epic bases, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

MomStepDadDramaCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, Duty, family dynamics, Family Values, love, loyalty, MomStepDadDramaCraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-parenting, stepfamily, Support, teenage rebellion, Understanding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for some drama-filled fun that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Just like in real life, you’ll be expected to support your fellow players, even if you don’t really want to. Feel the pressure of being the “older sibling” and deal with the consequences of not living up to expectations.

But don’t worry, our server is full of outrageous arguments, unexpected twists, and plenty of passive-aggressive comments to keep you entertained. Who needs a therapist when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come join us and see if you’re the AITA in this virtual family drama. Trust us, it’ll be a wild ride you won’t forget!

CultEscapeCraft

cult abuse, cult awareness, cult brainwashing, cult control, cult escapee, cult exit, cult experience, cult indoctrination, cult influence, cult leader, cult manipulation, cult member, cult psychology, cult recovery, cult support, cult survivor, cult tactics, cult trauma, cult warning signs, CultEscapeCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Have you ever been part of a cult and thought, “Hmm, this is getting a bit too cult-y for me”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for ex-cult members to find solace and freedom!

Join us and escape the clutches of your former cult with our virtual world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. The last straw for many of our players was when the cult leader tried to make them sacrifice their diamond pickaxes in a ritual to summon Herobrine.

So come on over and join us for a cult-free, diamond-filled adventure on our Minecraft server! Who needs brainwashing when you can have block-building fun instead?

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