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The Sanctuary

admin abuse, American, bedrock, Builder, Griefing, Homophobia, Ideology, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Nations, PvP, racism, redstoner, Sanctuary, Server, smp, Spawn Killing, time zones, toxic culture, Villain, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8741	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Overview of Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Culture	Safe and toxic-free community
Nations	Form or join your own nation
Players	Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome
Time Zone	Mainly EST, open to all time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server?

To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.

2. Are there any specific rules or restrictions for becoming a villain in the server?

If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.

3. Do I have to join or form a nation in Springs Sanctuary?

It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.

4. What types of players are welcome in Springs Sanctuary?

All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.

Real Country Relevancy Map Minecraft Server

Analysis, charts, Country, data, Geographic, graphs, INFORMATION, Insights, location, long tail, Map, Mapping, Minecraft, real, Relevancy, Server, statistics, tags, Territory, trends, Visualization

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	107	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	45	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server has the most lit map ever – it’s like a real country relevancy map, but in Minecraft form! You can explore different countries and feel like a global traveler without even leaving your mom’s basement. Plus, there are so many outrageous reasons to join, like finding hidden treasures in each country or starting a war between players representing different nations. It’s like the United Nations, but with creepers and diamond swords. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Durian Minecraft SMP Fruit King

durian, durian aficionado, durian appreciation, durian connoisseur, durian enthusiast, durian fan, durian fruit, durian lover, exotic fruit, favorite fruit, Fruit, fruit choice, fruit preference, King, King of Fruits, Minecraft, pungent fruit, r9k, smelly fruit, smp, Southeast Asian fruit, spiky fruit, tropical fruit, unique fruit

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must declare your love for Durian fruit upon entry! Why, you ask? Because Durian is the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Legend has it that if you eat enough Durian in-game, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.

So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.

Ex-Treats Minecraft Server

aita, BIRTHDAYS, Boundaries, Breakup, children, close friendship, co parenting, Couch, emotional connection, Exes, ExTreats, financial support, holidays, Intimacy, Minecraft, moving on, past relationship, quid pro quo, relationship, Server, sleeping over, treating ex special, Trips

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further! Join our server for some drama and excitement that will make your ex’s breakup look like child’s play.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!

But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!

BroBroSupportGoneWrong

Boundaries, BroBroSupportGoneWrong, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Gaslighting, mental health, personal boundaries, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, support system, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic siblings ruining your fun!

Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.

And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!

InfluencerVibesMC SMP

brand promotion, digital influencers, influencer audience, influencer authenticity, influencer campaigns, Influencer collaborations, influencer content, influencer endorsements, influencer engagement, influencer impact, influencer marketing, influencer partnerships, influencer reach, influencer relationships, influencer strategy, influencer trends, influencers, InfluencerVibesMC, Marketing, smp, social media, social media influencers

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because all the influencers are here! Like, we’ve got PewDiePie building a giant diamond castle and Ninja doing parkour challenges with creepers. And don’t even get me started on MrBeast, he’s giving away stacks of diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a PvP battle!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!

Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper23

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	54	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	23

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magic Items Found:	3543
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!