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Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

4koma, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Commissions, Defense, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content, Special Armor, Torment

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

420, Blaze, Brigade, Happy, happy 420, Minecraft, Moids

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Votes:	8954
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

amusing, animated, blocks, cartoon, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, japanese, Japantoon, laughable, LolCraft, meets, Parody, satire, series, Show, television

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	272072	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

abolition, activism, Caucasians, CHANGE, civil rights, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, freedom, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Impact, Justice, leadership, Legacy, Liberation, Minecraft, progress, racial justice, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slavery, social justice, white males

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	151	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	156
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

BIAS, BLOCK, BUILD, Commies, Crafty, culture, discrimination, Diversity, fear, History, ignorance, international relations, Misinformation, narrative, people, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, russia, Russophobia, short-sighted, small-minded, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Animals Bred:	64	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

battle, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, DECLARATION, Drama, emotions, Epic, indie, INTENSE, kenji, Minecraft, plot twist, relationships, Revenge, Rivalry, Sayu, Secrets, showdown, spicier, Tension, unexpected, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

9pm, Ban, carrying teammates, Competitive Gaming, ELO ranking, Frustration, gaming culture, gaming etiquette, high ELO players, Lobby, madness, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, skill level, teamwork, tired from work, toxic behavior, Toxicity, Unwinding, video games, Wednesday

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Astral Projections Made:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ores Mined:	6151

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

arrest, Crafty, danger, dissolute, Idle, IMMORAL, Jailbreak, lewd, Life, neets, VIOLATION, Welfare and Institutions Code

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mines Excavated:	1783
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General

Benchmark, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, lols, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, xivg

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	5308	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day!

Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Don’t miss out on the action, join us and be part of something truly special.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Travel to different regions and explore new lands like never before!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event! Battle it out with other players and show off your skills in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6!

And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like the Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on DAWNTRAIL and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. See you there!

TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme

Adulthood, advancement, career, Classes, education, electrician, Experience, Fall, Frustration, Future, graduating, learning, meme, Robots, Skills, state forces, Technology, trade school, TradeMemeCraft, TRADES, Workforce, Youll

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall for any trades meme! Our state-of-the-art server will FORCE you to take 4 years of trade school classes…but don’t worry, you’ll learn everything you need in just 2 years plus some experience. You’ll be “graduating” as an electrician at the ripe old age of 31…what the heck, robots?! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and mind-blowing challenges. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!