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bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4448	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Votes:	4449
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

4ging2productiveconvos, Accessibility options, April Fools’ Day events, Bigotry, Forging, illegal content, Minecraf, Misinformation, Moderator Advocate, Moderator Code of Conduct, Moderator Roadshows, Open Letter, reddit, Reddit API, Reddit Secret Santa, Remember the human, Return to Productive Conversation, Server, showerthoughts, Spam reduction, user agreement, Volunteer moderators, Washington Post

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official twitter, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, tutorial, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7200	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Votes:	7863
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mines Excavated:	1121	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

putinwarnsmcserver

aggression, arms race, conflict escalation, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, national security, Nuclear deterrence, political rhetoric, putin, putinwarnsmcserver, russia, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Emeralds Found:	611
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!

russiawepz4u

aggression, arms race, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, nuclear weapons, Power projection, putin, russia, russiawepz4u, SECURITY, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
New Chunks Explored:	99673	Star Shards Collected:	119
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, russia gonna give long-range weapons to other peeps to hit the west”? well, that’s just a typical tuesday on our minecraft server!

join us for some epic pvp battles where u can use long-range weapons to strike down ur enemies from afar. we got crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers that shoot out of ur butt (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

plus, our community is full of hilarious peeps who will keep u laughing all day long. we have a secret underground dance party every saturday night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

so, what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s show putin that we don’t need his weapons to have a good time!