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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1152 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Bob who walks around the server scaring the crap out of everyone. And don’t even get me started on the giant diamond statue we built in the middle of spawn. It’s so shiny, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at it.
So yeah, if you’re into crazy shenanigans, wild adventures, and just overall ridiculousness, then you need to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to yell out “I AM THE DIAMOND KING” during sex for good luck. It’s a tradition on our server, don’t question it. Just do it.