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Creepin’ Kimoi Craft

Anime, awkward, awkward moments, BIZARRE, Craft, CREEPIN, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, Ehhhh, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, japanese, Kimoi, Manga, Otaku, pop culture, social interactions, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers dance and the villagers sing! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there are also evil zombie chickens roaming around looking for revenge on all players who dare to enter their territory.

But fear not, for our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who will banish any griefers with their mighty ban hammer! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So come join us on our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of creeper love. Ehhhh? Kimoi.

Blockheads R Us: Where the Head Dev is Totally Legit

Blockheads, deficiencies, Dev, Development, Experience, Expertise, head of development team, inadequacies, Incompetence, ineffective, Insight, Lacking, leadership, Legit, no relevant skillset, project management, qualifications, Shortcomings, software, Talents, Team Management, Technology, Totally, Unqualified

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Villages Defended:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Towns Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our head of development team is a complete disaster – they have absolutely no relevant skillset, talents, or insight whatsoever. But hey, who needs expertise when you have pure, unadulterated chaos, am I right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected glitches, random explosions, and maybe even a few flying pigs. Who needs a well-thought-out game plan when you can just wing it and see what happens? It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a twist of absolute madness.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, look no further. Join us today and embrace the chaos – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

NormieCraft: Stop the Anti-Semitic Madness!

actual enemies, ANTISEMITE, antisemitic, Awareness, China, discrimination, Diversity, education, enemies, extremism, Focus, Harmony, hate, intolerance, Islam, madness, NormieCraft, normies, Peace, prejudice, russia, STOP, Unity, Western globalists

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of dealing with normies going antisemite on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we focus on the REAL enemies: Islam, China, Russia, and Western globalists!

Join us to fight against these foes and save the Minecraft world from their evil clutches. Our community is full of brave warriors ready to take on any challenge, no matter how outrageous.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly epic? Don’t let the normies win – join our server today and let’s show them who the real heroes are!

CraftyDebate: To Fix or Not to Fix, That is the Question!

BMI, CraftyDebate, Debating, decision, determination, ED, FIX, give up, low, mental health, perseverance, question.., Recovery, recovery journey, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, Struggle, Support, Therapy, trying

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Gems Collected:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crops Grown:	3513	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs to fix their ed when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that the lower your BMI gets in the game, the more powerful you become. So why bother with real-life struggles when you can become a Minecraft superhero instead?

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and embrace the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and diamonds. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

FateZeroCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fate anime debates!

action, Anime, debates, FANTASY, fate, fate anime, fate/zero, FateZeroCraft, good anime, holy grail war, Kiritsugu Emiya, long trail, Magic, meets, Minecraft, Saber

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Potions Brewed:	110
Dragons Tamed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Fate Zero is the ultimate Minecraft experience for all you anime fans out there. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Fate Zero is the ONLY good Fate anime out there. That’s right, all the other ones are just a waste of time. But on our server, you’ll be transported into a world where Minecraft meets Fate Zero in the most epic crossover event of all time.

Picture this – you’re wandering through the world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, you come face to face with Saber herself. That’s right, the legendary warrior from Fate Zero is now roaming the Minecraft world, ready to join forces with you on epic quests and battles. And that’s not all – Archer, Lancer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, and Berserker are all waiting for you to join them in their adventures.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also encounter magical creatures, powerful artifacts, and secret dungeons filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Holy Grail itself, granting you unimaginable powers and abilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join Fate Zero Minecraft server today and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this fantastical world? The fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands – are you ready to seize it?

Blocky Buckeye Bonanza: 440/216 Bonus Nudes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server on the block! Looking for a wild time? Look no further than our server where Ohio nudes are the currency of choice. But wait, there’s more! We’re giving out bonus points for anyone from the 440 or 216 area codes. Why, you ask? Because those area codes are known for producing the most daring and adventurous players in the game.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Dive into a world where anything goes, and where the only thing more valuable than diamonds are those Ohio nudes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget.

Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’

Brit, British, British Isles, Buckingham Palace, culture, Edition, Flag, God save the king, History, London, MATES, Minecraft, Monarchy, national pride, patriotism, Queen, royal family, royal wedding, tradition, United Kingdom, Windsor Castle

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Love Letters Sent:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to our God save the king edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and explosive adventures!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our king was kidnapped by a group of evil llamas who demanded a ransom of 1000 diamonds. It’s up to you, brave adventurer, to rescue the king and save the kingdom from certain doom!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs of Minecraft. Witness their incredible moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Pixelated Drama: The Audition Scam

Acting, audition process, Audition.., Auditions, Authenticity, Casting, credibility, doubt, doubtfulness, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, genuine intentions, Hollywood, Performance, pixelated, question.., scam, show business, skepticism, talent evaluation, talent scouting, talent search

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4794	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Votes:	9830	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with auditions that are more like a talent show hosted by a group of confused villagers!

Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground audition where players battle it out in a fierce dance-off to win the title of “Best Dancer in the Overworld”! And don’t even get us started on the singing auditions held in the Nether – the ghasts can’t get enough!

So why wait? Join our server today for a chance to experience the craziest auditions in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might just become the next big star of the block!

Crafty Creeper’s Metroid Mayhem

-ing, Adventure, Atmospheric, Boss Battles, Crafty, CREEPERS, dark samus, Exploration, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, Luminoth, MAYHEM, metroid, metroid prime, metroid prime 2, metroid series, multiplayer, Nintendo, Phazon, puzzle solving, samus aran, Sci Fi, video games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	651049	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Metroid Prime 2 meets Minecraft – that’s right, we’ve combined the two for the ultimate gaming experience!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat space pirates and save the galaxy! Explore alien worlds, battle fierce creatures, and uncover hidden secrets in a Metroid Prime 2 inspired adventure like never before.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of giant space chickens, build a fortress made entirely of cheese, and even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the power of the Metroid Prime 2 universe in Minecraft!

Crafty Capitalism

american made, bad, bad consumer, buy things, buying things, capitalism, consumerism bad, Crafty, Drama, dysphemism, euphemism, fair trade, fruits of civilization, going to stores, independent craftsperson, make everything yourself, misleading, natural materials, organic, Scratch, stop benefiting, stores

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.