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2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Anon, BITFUCK, Biz, brain cells, collapse, DEBT, debt crisis, Dollar, Financial, financial collapse, inflation, jeets, market rally, Minecraft, POL, Powell, Prices, Server, shitfuck coins, stock market, student debt, trump

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3448	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crops Grown:	7848	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

2013, altcoins, Blockchain, bullrun, buttcoiner, cowards, crypto community, cryptocurrency, determination, digital assets, Financial Advice, hodl, hodling, investing, long term, market trends, Minecraft, Old_Fag_2013, oldfag, patience, resilience, smp, staying power

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Mage Weeklies, Christmas movie night, Crafty, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Male Middie Movie Night, MEETUPS, Minecraft, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, patch notes, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Spooky Club, Starlight Celebration, Violent Night

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Votes:	336
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t forget!

Reasons to join: – Patch 7.15 maintenance is just a cover-up for the epic updates we have in store for you. Get ready for some mind-blowing changes! – Our Patch Notes are so crazy, you’ll think you’re reading a fantasy novel. But no, it’s all real and happening on our server! – Starlight Celebration? More like Starlight Party! Join us for the most lit holiday event in Minecraft history. – Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got ’em all! And they’re all as rare as a diamond block in the desert. – Meetups? We’ve got ’em all, from Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022). You won’t find meetups like these anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Krampus or two along the way!

The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

action, all time, best, BETRAYAL, Classics, crime, crime films, detective, Drama, films, gangster, heist, iconic, investigation, Mafia, Minecraft, murder, must watch, Mystery, organized crime, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Time, top rated

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Items Found:	6415
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ores Mined:	7143	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server

action, Anime, anime lover, Bonding, Char’s Counterattack, CUDDLE, double feature, dream date, FANTASY, futuristic, giant robots, Girlfriend, Japanese entertainment, Kamen Rider 555, Mecha, mecha anime, Minecraft, movie night, paradise lost, relationship goals, romance, Sci Fi, Server, tokusatsu

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Towns Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Come join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mecha anime and tokusatsu-loving girlfriend! Imagine cuddling together while watching Char’s Counterattack and Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost on a virtual movie night. Who needs real-life relationships when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and start building your romantic anime paradise!

Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP

Aesthetic, chic, clothing, critique, design, Designer, fashion, fashion blogger, fashion influencer, fashionista, Leina’s new design, Leinas, Minecraft, MODERN, opinion, Outfit, personal style, review, smp, statement piece, Style, trendy, Unique, Wardrobe

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Divine Spears Created:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Potions Brewed:	86
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Oh my Notch, have you seen Leina’s new design on our Minecraft SMP? It’s like she went from a basic dirt house to a freaking castle made out of diamond blocks! And get this, she has a pet dragon that guards her loot! Like, who even has a pet dragon in Minecraft? Only on our server, that’s who!

But that’s not even the best part. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in Leina’s base. I heard they have glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning records. It’s lit, literally!

If you want to join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness that goes down, you better hurry up before the Ender Dragon starts moonwalking and the creepers start breakdancing. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, blocky, brook, carrot, Chopper, comedy, franky, Manga, Minecraft, Mink Tribe, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Server, Straw Hat Pirates, thousand sunny, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Void Armor Forged:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and giant carrots. They rode a chopper made out of diamonds and carrots, soaring through the sky and battling evil mobs with their trusty carrot sword.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic carrot races, where you ride giant carrots through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Carrot Champion. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground carrot farm where you can grow your own magical carrots with special powers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Chopper & Carrot today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Golden Carrot hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

Becky’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventures, Becky, Beckys, blocky, comfort food, culinary delight, Dark Meat, DELICIOUS, Dinner, dinner time, enjoying, Flavorful, foodie, guilty pleasure, indulgence, juicy, meal prep, mealtime, meat lover, Minecraft, satisfying, Savory, smp, succulent, Tasty

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	2785	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and dark meat (not the chicken kind, if you catch our drift). Becky, our resident adventurer, stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mobs that make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of Steve riding a llama to organizing epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a villager trade, come join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even enjoy some dark meat along the way. Just watch out for Becky – rumor has it she’s still hoarding all the diamonds for herself.

TimberCraft

Achievements, Build empire, buy items, Climb ranks, Custom Ranking System, Economy, exciting features, gambling, level system, minecraft server, Player Auctions, player interactions, progress, Rewards, sell items, Shop, Survival, Test luck, TimberCraft, Trade rare items, Ultimate Server, win big

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Welcome to TimberCraft, the ultimate Minecraft server packed with exciting features to enhance your gameplay:

1. Custom Ranking System – Climb the ranks and showcase your achievements.

2. Level System – Progress and unlock rewards as you play.

3. Shop – Buy and sell items to build your empire.

4. Gambling – Test your luck and win big!

5. Player Auctions – Trade rare items with other players.

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