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Evolved Blood Types Server

Africa, ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient history, ancient humans, anthropology, Blood, blood type evolution, blood types, Evolution, evolved, genetic diversity, genetics, History, human adaptation, human evolution, human migration, human origins, migration patterns, paleoanthropology, population genetics, Server, Types

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Void Gems Collected:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can travel back in time to when ancient humans were like tryna figure out their blood types like wut even lol. u can be a caveman or a cavegirl and like mine for diamonds and stuff and maybe even discover a new blood type like B positive plus plus or something. come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure where u can be a part of history and stuff. also, there’s a secret underground cave where u can find a portal to the future and see flying cars and robots and stuff. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together in dis crazy minecraft server.

Desert Oasis Survival

ancient civilizations, ancient humans, ancient societies, ancient technology, archaeological discoveries, behavioural adaptations, desert, desert adaptation, desert environment, early humans, environmental adaptation, Evolution, homo erectus, human history, Long-term Survival, Oasis, pond ecosystems, prehistoric, river habitats, specialized tools, Survival, survival skills, water sources

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ores Mined:	4833	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

join dis server if u wanna be like homo erectus and adapt to desert environments like a pro! we got rivers and ponds for u to return to for fresh water, just like our ancestors did! plus, we got some sick specialised tools for u to use, cuz who doesn’t wanna feel like a caveman in minecraft, amirite? come join us and survive like a boss in the desert, just like homo erectus did 1.2 million years ago!

TinyHobbitIsland

ancient humans, anthropology, archaeology, Bone, evolutionary biology, Excavation, Flores Island, Fossil discovery, Hobbit, hominid, Homo floresiensis, human evolution, Indonesian history, Indonesian island, island life, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Southeast Asia, tiny species, TinyHobbitIsland

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hobbits running around like it’s the Shire up in here! Forget them regular old humans, we got tiny ancient humans straight outta Indonesia up in this server!

Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lil’ hobbit village, where they be trading mushrooms for emeralds and riding on baby dragons! It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, fam!

And get this, the hobbits are actually super OP warriors, like they may be small but they pack a punch! You’ll be teaming up with these tiny legends to take down the Ender Dragon in no time!

So what you waiting for? Join this server and live out your wildest hobbit fantasies, cuz ain’t no other server like this one, fo’ real!

StoneAgeCraft

000 years ago, 21, ancient civilizations, ancient humans, anthropology, archaeological find, argentina, cut marks, Evidence, Excavation, fossil, Fossil discovery, historical evidence, human existence, occupation, Paleontology, prehistoric, research, southern South America, StoneAgeCraft, study, tool marks

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got fossils with cut marks dat hint at human existence 21,000 years ago in Argentina! Like, imagine finding ancient tools and stuff while mining for diamonds, it’s like a history lesson in da game! Plus, these tool marks could be da oldest evidence of humans in southern South America, like, how cool is dat?! Join now and be a part of dis epic discovery, who knows what other crazy secrets are hidden in our world! #AncientMinecraftAdventures #HistoryInDaBlocks

NeanderthalSwapCraft

ANCESTORS, ancient humans, denisovan, Dna, Evolution, genetic analysis, genetic data, genetic discoveries, genetic diversity, genetic exchange, genetic findings, genetic relationships, genetic research, genetic sequencing, genetic study, history of contact, human evolution, Neanderthals, NeanderthalSwapCraft, Princeton geneticists

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ores Mined:	4710	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a history of contact like u wouldn’t believe! Our geneticists be rewriting the narrative of Neanderthals and other ancient humans, like it’s a soap opera or somethin’.

We got DNA from 3 Neanderthals and 1 Denisovan, showin’ that from the time our ancestors evolved like 250,000 years ago, until the Neanderthals disappeared, they were straight up swappin’ DNA like it’s a hot potato.

Join our server and become part of this wild genetic experiment, where you can trade DNA with other players and create your own unique species of Minecraft creatures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species of block-headed humanoids that will take over the Minecraft world! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to rewrite history in the wackiest way possible.

DenisovanDwellers

ancient civilizations, ancient humans, anthropology, Archaeological, climate fluctuations, DenisovanDwellers, DENISOVANS, Enigmatic, Evolution, extinct humans, genetics, human history, ice ages, Lifestyle, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, research, scientific discovery, study, Survival, Tibetan Plateau

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

join dis epic minecraft server and u can live like a denisovan!!! we got crazy climate fluctuations like ice ages and stuff, just like dem ancient humans!!! build ur own cave and hunt for mammoths with ur bare hands, just like dem denisovans did!!! come join us and experience the enigmatic lifestyle of these extinct humans, it’s gonna be a wild ride!!! #DenisovanLife #IceAgeSurvival #MammothHuntingMadness

CavemanCalorieCraft

ancestral lifestyle, ancient humans, burn calories, calorie storage, CavemanCalorieCraft, diet, energy expenditure, Evolution, Exercise, FITNESS, Food, health benefits, hunting, Longevity, metabolism, nutrition, paleo diet, physical activity, prehistoric humans, Survival, weight loss

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we hunt for pixels instead of real food? Imagine being a prehistoric pixel warrior, surviving on nothing but virtual meat and potatoes! Burn calories by running from creepers and fighting off skeletons, just like our caveman ancestors did! Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in the virtual world? Join now and become the ultimate pixel hunter-gatherer!

WoollyCraft: Mammoth Mayhem

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient history, ancient humans, archaeological discovery, archaeological site, archaeology, cultural artifacts, Excavation, extinct species, human interactions, ice age, mammoth, mammoth graveyard, MAYHEM, Paleontology, prehistoric, prehistoric animals, scientific research, Siberia, Siberian permafrost, woolly beasts, WoollyCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Yo, wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we got a mammoth graveyard just like in Siberia? Yeah, you heard me right! We got woolly beasts roaming around and interacting with players for over 800 years! It’s like a prehistoric party up in here!

Come chill with the mammoths, ride them into battle, or just hang out and chat about ancient civilizations. Who needs regular old Minecraft servers when you can have a woolly adventure like this? Join now and experience the ultimate prehistoric fun!

CaveManNoMirrorHat

Ancient, ancient humans, back of head, body awareness, caveman, CaveManNoMirrorHat, cognitive development., Curiosity, Evolution, History, human anatomy, introspection, MIRROR, Observation, perspective, physical limitations, prehistoric, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Buildings Constructed:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

yo, u ever wanted to see the back of ur head? well, join our minecraft server and u can do just that! we got magical mirrors that let u see every angle of ur noggin, even the ones u never knew existed.

but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of underwater basket weaving. they will teach u their ways and u will become a certified underwater basket weaver in no time.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. join their ranks and help them achieve world domination, or just chill with them and eat grass all day. the choice is yours.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures of ur life. who knows, u might even discover the meaning of life hidden somewhere in our pixelated world.

ValleyOfTheUncannyCraft

ancient humans, anthropology, cognitive dissonance, Cognitive science, evolutionary psychology, genetic ancestry, homo sapiens, human ancestors, Human Behavior, human cognition, human development, human evolution, human evolution theory, human evolution timeline, human genetics, human origins, human species, Neanderthals, prehistoric humans, uncanny valley, ValleyOfTheUncannyCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like da ultimate showdown between homo sapiens and neanderthals, bro! Like, imagine a world where these ancient peeps are dukin’ it out in pixelated form, it’s like prehistoric WWE up in here!

U can choose to be a caveman or a smarty pants human, and battle it out in epic arenas filled with lava pits and giant dinosaurs. Plus, there’s like secret caves with hidden treasures and ancient relics to discover, it’s like Indiana Jones meets The Flintstones, yo!

But wait, there’s more! We got custom mods that let u ride saber-tooth tigers and throw fireballs like a freakin’ wizard. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles against giant mammoths and saber-toothed tigers, it’s like Jurassic Park on steroids!

So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where history meets fantasy and anything is possible. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky neanderthals, they’re crafty little buggers!

EuroBankExitCraft

banking sector, business impact, diplomatic relations, economic stability, Economy, EuroBankExitCraft, European banks, european economy, european union, finance, financial institutions, geopolitical risks, Global markets, international relations, Kremlin, political tensions, russia, Russian companies, sanctions, Trade, western companies

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	85	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Spoiler-Free Ads Server

Ads, caught up, companies, consumer preferences, data collection, data privacy, devices, Digital Marketing, Entertainment, filter, Listening, online tracking, Personalized Content, privacy, relevant ads, Server, Spoilerfree, spoilers, streaming, targeted advertising, Technology, television, watch

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5850	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchantments Applied:	155	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then BAM! You get hit with a spoiler for the latest episode of your favorite show. Like, seriously, not cool.

But fear not, my fellow gamers, for there is a server out there that will protect you from the evil clutches of spoilers! Join our server and never again will you have to worry about someone ruining the ending of your favorite TV show or movie.

Not only that, but our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends facing off against a horde of zombies, all while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to talking cows, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most spoiler-free adventures of your Minecraft life!

CannabisCraft: Ruminal Remix

animal stomachs, C. indica, C. sativa, Cannabis, CannabisCraft, concentrations, dietary, digestion, effects, findings, greenhouse gas emissions, Livestock, methane production, Microbiome, Modification, remix, research, Ruminal, ruminal fermentation, Specific, study, supplementation, volatile fatty acids

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

so, like, u know how animals have stomachs? well, some smart peeps did a study and found out that if u play on our server, u can, like, modify ruminal fermentation and make methane production go WILD. yea, u heard me right. join our server and become the ultimate animal stomach modifier. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

SHULKER

LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, survival PVP ranks staff friends joy lifesteal community factions minigames economy adventure creative exploration build roleplay fantasy PvP multiplayer competitive

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	55	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

WELCOME TO SHULKER.MC. WE ALL ARE FRIENDS SO PLAY IN SERVER WITH JOY. OUR SERVER HAVE MANY STAFFS. OUR SERVER HAVE RANKS. OUR SERVER IS BASED ON LIFESTEAL , SURVIVAL , PVP ETC.

50.114.207.9:25627

Crescenta SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets semi-crazy! Come join the madness in Version 1.19+ now, only if you’re 13+!

3d, better, Brewery, Colonist, Community, Crescenta, Custom World Generation, Discord link, dynamic, Dynmap, Economy Balancing, Expanding World, flavor plugins, ImageFrame, java, Join, madness, meets, Nations/SMP, New Gods, proximity voice chat, Semi-Casual, SemiCrazy, Semivanilla, smp, Spice, Towny, Version, Youre

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds!
Custom world generation!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap!
Proximity Voice Chat!
Resource balancing tweaks!
Community flavor plugins!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crescenta.org
What is the server version?	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Long lasting worlds, custom world generation, Bluemap for 3D exploration, Proximity Voice Chat, resource balancing tweaks, and community flavor plugins.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players should be 13 years or older due to Discord’s policy.

Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

Ahahaha, Apology, comedy, cultural reference, forgive me, forgiveness, funny, humor, humor tags, humor therapy, inside joke, Japanese culture, Laughter, laughter therapy, lol, Minecraft, mistake, Mitsubishi, Mitsubishis, MITSUBISHISAMA, NONONONNO, oh, sama, Server, silly

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

Gone Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, Disappointment, emotional impact, G.O.A.T, Gaming, Gaming Community, Joel and Ellie, Minecraft, naughty dog, post-apocalyptic, Server, storytelling, survival horror, The Dark Knight Rises, The Last of Us, The Last of Us 1, video game, video game criticism, WORST, wrong, WTF

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as The Last of Us 2? Look no further! Our server is more lit than The Dark Knight Rises and will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the disappointment in the world.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. We promise you won’t be bored, and you definitely won’t be disappointed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

FruitNinja Minecraft Server

FruitNinja, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Items Found:	4354
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like Jamie embraces her fruit obsession! Join us for a wild ride filled with moldy teabags, fruit fly infestations, and half-eaten apples crawling with flies.

Looking for a server where you can throw out fruit without being accused of wasting food? Look no further! Our community understands the struggle of living with someone who turns the kitchen counter into a fruit orchard with questionable hygiene practices.

Embark on a quest to clean up the kitchen and battle against the fruit fly infestation that threatens to take over. Will you be the sanitation hero or will you be accused of disrespecting dietary choices? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

WeddingWhiteOut or CrazyCousinChaos

Communication Issues, cousin, CrazyCousinChaos, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, mental breakdown, mental illness, passive aggressive, social awkwardness, social interactions, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guests’ attire, wedding reception, WeddingWhiteOut, white dress

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to not wear white! That’s right, we take fashion faux pas very seriously in our pixelated world.

Join us and you might just encounter some crazy drama like the time a player showed up in a white dress to a wedding and all chaos broke loose. Imagine the hilarity of trying to navigate through a virtual world while dealing with family feuds and passive aggressive comments – it’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

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CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Enchantments Applied:	149	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being nagged by your wife to spend less time playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the real world! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about hearing “why are you always on that stupid game” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server are actually good luck charms for a happy marriage. So come join us and keep the love alive, one block at a time!