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ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	77	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ores Mined:	4809	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Potions Brewed:	164	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Emeralds Found:	2299	Mines Excavated:	2774
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	5750	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7994
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1736
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mines Excavated:	3916
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Towns Built:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	67
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	5656	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Potions Brewed:	68	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Emeralds Found:	9149
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!