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PutinCraft Server – Defending Good Villains

Backlash, Candidate, controversy, criticism, Defending, Defense, Diplomacy, election, Good, international relations, interview, Media, opinion, Politics, public figure, putin, PutinCraft, Reform UK, russia, salisbury, Server, Statement, very good, Villains, world leader

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Potions Brewed:	150	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ores Mined:	2839

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner thinks putin is like, super cool? well u found the right place, cuz on this server, we stan putin like no other! come join us and build ur own putin shrine, or maybe even reenact the time he wrestled a bear shirtless (not recommended in real life, kids). plus, our community is full of putin enthusiasts who will shower u with love and support for ur undying love for the russian president. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make putin proud! #putinforlife #minecraftputinfans #bestserverever

CraftyTroops: PyongyangBound

Conflict, CraftyTroops, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military intervention, News, North Korea, Politics, Pyongyang, PyongyangBound, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9760

LOL U GUYS, SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE NORTH KOREA LEVEL LIT. WE GOT KIM JONG-UN HIMSELF PLAYING ON HERE, BUILDING NUKES AND STUFF. HE PROMISED TO SEND TROOPS TO UKRAINE IN THE GAME WITHIN A MONTH, LIKE WHAT EVEN? JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE GOT MISSILE LAUNCHES AND DIPLOMATIC DRAMA ALL IN ONE MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, BECAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. KIM JONG-UN APPROVES THIS MESSAGE.

PotionHealzMC

Alternative Medicine, BELIEF, complementary therapy, emotional well being, faster healing, glass bottles, healing, healing potion, holistic healing, Medicines, mental health, mind-body connection, natural remedies, Perception, placebo effect, PotionHealzMC, psychosomatic effect, red liquids, Self Healing, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where the potions are real and will make you heal faster than a speeding bullet! imagine drinking a red liquid and suddenly feeling invincible, like you can take on anything that comes your way. our potions are so powerful, they’ll have you feeling like a superhero in no time. so why wait? join now and start chugging those healing potions like there’s no tomorrow! who needs medicine when you’ve got magical potions on our server? it’s like being in a fantasy world where anything is possible, even healing faster just by drinking a potion. don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to become a potion-drinking warrior on our server!

TipsyPixels Server

Accuracy, Advanced technology, alcohol consumption, alcohol detection, detection system, driver behavior, driver monitoring, drunk drivers, facial features, facial recognition, heavily intoxicated, impaired driving, innovative technology, intoxicated, new camera technology, road safety, Safety Measures, Server, smart camera, Sober, TipsyPixels, traffic safety

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3132	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

UnboundSMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Custom spawn, destroy, Explore, home, Minecraft, msg, multiplayer, No Rules, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Server, Survival, Tpa, UnboundSMP, Vanilla, Warp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Unbound SMP is a classic Minecraft survival multiplayer anarchy server with only a few plugins (1.8 PVP, /home, /tpa, /rtp, /msg, /warp) and a custom spawn area. Nothing flashy, and no rules. Explore, build and destroy as you please.

simplesmp.xyz:25695

AssassinSMP – The Newest, Greatest Minecraft SMP that’s too cool for mods

Adventure, AssassinSMP, BUILD, Community, Cool, Creative, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Greatest, Livestream, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newest, PC, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	assassinsmp.systemerr.com
Discord Server	discord.gg/qvUEfJVd

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: To join the server, simply enter the IP address assassinsmp.systemerr.com in the server address field when launching Minecraft.

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/qvUEfJVd to interact with other players and stay updated on server announcements.

KinderCraft Server: Tiny Wars

Adventure, chapter, children, Competition, creativity, Doug, education, Fiction, Friends, Fun, imagination, KinderCraft, kindergarten, Kindergarten Wars, learning, Playtime, School, Server, Story, teamwork, Tiny, Wars, Week

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Holy Grails Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every day feels like a new episode of Doug! Join us for some wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our custom-built world.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a giant patty wagon through a field of flying toasters? Or battle it out in a game of Quailman vs. Dr. Klotz? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground hideout where you can hang out with Skeeter and Porkchop, and maybe even uncover the legendary Golden Beets of Bluffington!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s a Doug chapter this week, and you won’t want to miss it!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

diverse representation, inclusive media, lesbian characters, lesbian justice, lesbian representation, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in entertainment, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ representation in television, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ TV shows, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, queer characters, queer representation, safe viewing, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Our server is so epic that even the Justice League is getting in on the fun. Wonder Woman has traded in her lasso of truth for a diamond pickaxe, Batman is building a secret base with redstone contraptions, and Superman is mining for diamonds faster than a speeding bullet.

But that’s not all – our server is also a safe space for all LGBTQ+ players. In fact, our resident superhero, Lesbian Justice, is always on patrol to make sure everyone feels welcome and included. So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even spot a unicorn riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all possible on our server!

NieceStep Minecraft Server

adult responsibility, blended family, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, Insecurity, intervention, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, NieceStep, parenting, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-family, step-parenting, teenage drama

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2522	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness the epic battle between Mae and Ava, two step-sisters who can’t stand each other! Will Mae finally share her dad with Ava? Will Ava overcome her insecurities and jealousy? Who will win the title of the ultimate step-sister champion?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the intense family dynamics, the heart-wrenching taunts, and the epic showdowns at our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a chance to step in and tear a new one to the bullies! Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created!

VetLiftDenier420

aita, Bent, brother, disabled veteran, discomfort, FIX, frame, full license, Help, Immigrant, Motorbike, passenger, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, stress, UNCOMFORTABLE, van, VetLiftDenier420, weight

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving strangers rides on your motorcycle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t encounter any entitled veterans looking for a free ride here. Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no unwanted passengers. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal boundaries. So come on over and leave the drama at the door!