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Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

abduction, Alien abduction, Fish, fish behavior, fish psychology, fisherman, Fishing, fishing adventure, fishing equipment, fishing experience, fishing gear, fishing hobby, fishing humor, fishing joke, fishing lifestyle, fishing meme, fishing quote, fishing techniques, fishing trip, Minecraft, outdoor activity, recreational sport, Server, Space

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Alien Abductions:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

Adults, allergic, anaphylaxis, Anarchy, anxiety, Awareness, Caregivers, child, danger, Distress, food allergy, Healthcare, mental health, psychological distress, research, severe reaction, small amounts, stress, Unrecognized, widespread, worry, Zone

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

base, battle, Brewery, BUILD, collide…kind, Community, Dynmap, Empire, Factions, Geyser, half decade, History, Marthia, Movecraft, Nations, Planes, Plugins, quaint, Semi Vanilla, Server, Ships, smp, three years, Vanilla, Working

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	8548	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

anger-inducing, Challenging, chance, Difficulty, frustrating, game design, Gaming, HACKING, infuriating, luck-based, madness, Minecraft, Minigame, password guessing, patience, Random, Ridiculous, rng, Server, skill, strategy, trial and error, UNFAIR

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	121
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

Candidate, critical thinking, Cultural preservation, Decision making, Development, economic growth, election, environmental sustainability, ethical leadership, Future, global impact, human civilization, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, progress, prosperity, smp, social stability, society, Survival, technological advancement

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

AgeCraft, aging gracefully, appreciating the little things, building strong relationships, embracing change, Enjoying simple pleasures, Experience, Finding fulfillment, finding inner peace, Gratitude for life, growing older, Increased confidence, life experience, living in the moment, making memories, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Prioritizing what matters, resilience in adversity, Respawning, Self Discovery, smp, Time for reflection, wisdom with age

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, international warfare, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, Military operations, military retaliation, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, missile attacks, national security, ProjectilePvP, Russian command posts, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian defence forces, Western projectiles

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

Animal Behavior, Animals, auditory, auditory sense, auditory system, balance mechanism, discovery, Gecko, gecko behavior, Geckos, Hearing, reptiles, research, scientific study, scientists, sense, sensory organs, sensory perception, Sixth, sixth sense, surroundings, VIBES, vibration detection, Vibrations

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	455	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness