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HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a llama on a trampoline! Join us for a journey like no other, where you can build towering castles, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for drama, and battle creepers with the ferocity of a warrior on a sugar rush!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who once stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who spoke in memes. They traded rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond pickaxes for the dankest of jokes. Legend has it, if you find this village, you’ll be granted three wishes by the meme gods themselves!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it, there’s a dungeon guarded by a dragon who hoards emeralds like a magpie on steroids. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery beast and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The only way out is to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off… with your pickaxe as your partner!

Crafty Crusaders: For Whosoever Shall Call Upon the Name of Steve

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5716	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where calling upon the name of the Lord will save you from creepers and zombies! 🙏🏼

Our server is so LOLZY that God himself gave his only begotten Son just so you can have everlasting life in this pixelated world. And guess what? He plays on our server too! 😱

Join us for EPIC battles against evil mobs, build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures, and maybe even have a chat with God himself while you’re at it. Who knew Minecraft could be so heavenly? 🌟

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join us on this HEAVENLY adventure! 🚀🕊️

AnimeMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii in the Wild West

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of living in the boring real world and want to escape to a place where anime and manga rule supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where every block is a pixelated masterpiece and every character is a cosplay waiting to happen. Our server is filled with anime and manga references, from giant mechas roaming the landscape to magical girls casting spells left and right.

But that’s not all! Our server also has hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned otaku. Can you find the legendary Dragon Balls scattered throughout the world? Will you be able to defeat the final boss and save the kingdom?

Come join us and experience what it was like to be an anime & manga fan in the west during the 90s, but with a modern twist! Don’t miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious moments that await you on our server. See you there!

SummerCraft: Where Even Pixels are Getting their Beach Bodies Ready

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	158
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ores Mined:	2646	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you ready to get your blocky body in shape for summer? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to mine, build, and battle your way to the best virtual beach bod ever! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing squats to get in shape.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret power-ups that will give you super strength and speed. Imagine being able to mine diamonds faster than a speeding bullet or build a castle in seconds flat. It’s like having cheat codes IRL!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for resources. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to the beat of a jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and get your body in shape for summer in the most epic way possible. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped while playing video games?

IndoWifeCraft: Marry for Diamonds!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	970	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to our Insane Indonesian Wife Minecraft Server! Join us for the chance to marry an Indonesian woman in-game and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unicorns that poop out diamonds, zombie villagers that break out into dance parties, and cows that can fly.

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Who needs a real Indonesian wife when you can have one in Minecraft, am I right?

Crafty Vtuber Bots: Chat with Your ‘/wAIfu/’ AI

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	2546	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

🤣 Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft server out there! 🐱

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about big(small) cats! That’s right, we have lions, tigers, and even cheetahs roaming around our virtual world. And the best part? You can tame them all!

Join us for some wild adventures like Lion Taming Tuesdays and Tiger Tag Thursdays. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Big Cat Whisperer!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most advanced AI Vtuber Chatbots. Chat with them, befriend them, or even challenge them to a dance-off! The possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground lair filled with talking cats and dancing robots. Don’t miss out on the fun! 🎮🐾

And remember, when in doubt, just meow it out! 😹

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BlazeCraft: Where Every Day is 4/20 at Del Taco

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magic Items Found:	1154
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we celebrate 4/20 tomorrow at Deltaco! We’ll be throwing a party like no other, complete with Hitler’s birthday cake and fireworks! Who knew Hitler was a fan of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamonds guarded by a herd of llamas wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other wild surprises await you in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Rainbow Creeper Kingdom

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the victories of our enemies like true warriors 🔥 Join us if you value firearm ownership and love to Diss your opps after they get rekt 😎 We may not have much in common with the woke mob, but we sure know how to have a good time 🎉 Criminal niggers are tolerable, but faggots and trannys insisting society worships sodomy and crossdressing? Nah, not here 🚫 So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun 🔨 Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft server 🌟

CraftyFantasy – Minecraft: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Players Killed by Monsters:	5055	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on an adventure like no other on DAWNTRAIL!

Imagine this: Early Access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Release Date set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024! It’s like waiting for the next season of your favorite TV show, but way more exciting!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT?! Get ready to battle monsters and explore new worlds in this epic crossover event!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0! Travel to different regions and show off your skills to players from all over the world!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event until Patch 7.0! Show off your PvP skills and dominate the competition like a true warrior!

Don’t forget to check out our Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells for all your gaming needs! Join meetups like the one on April 19 at 6:00 PM PDT in Seraph, Shirogane for an epic adventure across the universe and yesterday!

And mark your calendars for the Crystal Party Finder meetup on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run! It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this incredible journey on DAWNTRAIL! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Kids Club: Where even ‘daughters’ get kicked out for being creepers

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of real life! Join us and build your own ungrateful fuck-proof house away from any drama. Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want, even if you decide to be a blocky transgender creeper. We welcome all players, no matter how mindfucked by porn and the internet they may be. So come on in and let’s create some hilarious memories together!