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ZestyStreetF*ckCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of getting approached by seedy zesty fucks on the street trying to recruit you for male prostitution? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness. Our virtual world is filled with adventure, creativity, and no creepy dudes trying to get you to do gay for pay. Plus, our community is so awesome, you won’t even miss those weird encounters on the street. So come join us and leave the real world behind!

DustBusters Minecraft Madness

Capital Punishment, court decision, court ruling, criminal justice, criminal law, criminal punishment, death penalty, DustBusters, ethical considerations, ethical dilemma, judicial system, justice debate, justice system, legal consequences, legal debate, legal process, Legal System, madness, Minecraft, moral implications, moral judgment., punishment debate, societal consequences

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only penalty is getting kicked for griefing? Well, look no further! Our server takes justice to a whole new level with the death penalty for any player caught breaking the rules. But don’t worry, we have a fun twist – instead of being banned, you get to participate in a thrilling trial by combat to determine your fate. Will you survive and continue playing, or will you meet your doom in a battle to the death? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or your block)!

Crafty McCraftface

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Towns Built:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a bunch of virtual influencers who will entertain you like never before! Join our server and interact with characters like Lia, who can build a house faster than you can say “creeper”, or Utatane Nasa, who can mine diamonds blindfolded! And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink. Plus, we have the legendary Dizzy Dokuro, who can defeat the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind his back. So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

SeethingCraft: Where we make /sp/ seethe with our epic builds and trolling skills!

Builds, Epic, seethe, SeethingCraft, Skills, trolling

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	169
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make /sp/ seethe with jealousy!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster made entirely of TNT and see how long it takes for it to explode (spoiler alert: not very long).

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you rare items for a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you unlimited power (and hunger for French fries).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to make /sp/ seethe with envy as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Karlsson’s Vanilla Java SMP: Season 2 – Now with more vanilla, less square brackets!

+18, 10k World border, Anti-grief measures, Brackets, Custom armor statues, enhanced gameplay, HermitCraft Inspired, java, Karlssons, Map reset every 6 months, mini blocks, Mob Heads, MultiplayerSleep, player head drops, Respectful and fun members, Safe and fair gaming environment, Season, SEASON 2, shopping district, smp, Square, Squaremap, Vanilla, Whitelist, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	24

karlssonSMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/microbros/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to karlssonSMP! ✨

What started in late August 2023 by a couple of friends who decided to invite new players turned into a fun and small community of like-minded players, our goal is to make it feel like you’re just playing with friends.

Server Features
Multiplayersleep
Hermitcraft inspired
Shopping district
Squaremap
Respectful and fun members
10k World border
Map reset every 6 months

You can find out more information about the server and its datapacks on our discord!

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy: Enjoy a safe and fair gaming environment with strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing. Our community upholds integrity and respect for all players, ensuring a fun and enjoyable experience for everyone.

🔒 Server Details: Our Java Edition server runs on PaperMC and is located in Europe, ensuring a smooth gameplay. Currently, we are on version 1.20.4.

How to Join:

Applying is easy! Simply hop onto our discord server and submit your application. Join a community of like-minded gamers and become part of the karlssonSMP family. We welcome all players, from casual builders to hardcore survivalists.

See you on karlssonSMP! ✨🚀

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is karlssonSMP?	karlssonSMP is a Minecraft server focused on creating a fun and small community of like-minded players.
How can I apply to join?	You can apply by joining our discord server and submitting your application there.
What are some of the server features?	Some features include Multiplayersleep, Hermitcraft inspired gameplay, a shopping district, squaremap, respectful members, and more.
Is there a map reset schedule?	Yes, the map resets every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh.

Blockheads R Us

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	6622
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for the eternal debate – cats vs. dogs! That’s right, on our server, you must choose a side and fight for the honor of your furry friends.

Join Team Cat and roam the land with your feline companions, using your superior agility and stealth to outsmart your opponents. Or join Team Dog and unleash the power of your loyal canine companions, using their strength and loyalty to dominate the battlefield.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where players must compete in a taco-eating contest to win epic prizes. And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the virtual club where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a cat person, then maybe you will).

UnbelievableCraft: Where even the skeptics are proven wrong! LOL

30Mil, advertising, banned, disbelief, lmao, lol, mention, Moderators, Project, PROVEN, skepticism, skeptics, UnbelievableCraft, Users, wrong

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Farms Harvested:	156
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon a server that is so lit, it’s like the Nether itself is jealous. But oh no, the mods are like “no advertising allowed” and you’re like, “Um, excuse me, do you even know who I am? I’m just trying to spread the word about this server that has more users than Steve has dirt blocks.” So yeah, come join us on this server where the only thing banned is boring gameplay. Let’s get this block party started!

KelsiVanila Minecraft server

building, Community, free, Friends, Griefers, KelsiVanila, Minecraft, pirated, punishment, Rollback, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragons Tamed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

kelsiVanila is a free pirated vanilla server on the current version of the game.

We want to create a lamp community of friends, so we are not very happy about griefers. Griefing is not officially prohibited, but players can personally punish you for it, and the building will be rolled back.

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The Milkshake Mine

Ammo, currencies, Dollar, Dying, EURO, eurodollar market, Fail, global economy, Guns, japanese yen, liquidity, mid 2030s, milkshake, Panic, PMs, Protect, slurped, Time, time to buy, USD

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because on our server, you can prepare for the impending collapse of the USD and global economy!

Join us as we watch the Japanese Yen and Euro fail first, signaling the end of the world as we know it. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of time to stock up on guns and ammo to protect ourselves or invest in precious metals if that’s more your style.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the chaos of the mid-2030s! Who knew the apocalypse could be so much fun in blocky form?

The Romeo and Predator Showdown: A Minecraft Love Story

action, Adventure, battle, Conflict, Drama, Epic, Fight, film, Hero, love, Minecraft, Movie, predator, romance, romeo, Romeo vs Predator, Sci Fi, showdown, Story, Survival, Thriller, Villain

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34

Welcome to a Minecraft server where Shakespeare meets sci-fi in the most epic battle of all time – Romeo vs Predator! Join us for a wild ride as Romeo, the lovestruck hero, faces off against the deadly Predator in a showdown for the ages.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you witness a romantic tragedy unfold while also fighting off a technologically advanced alien hunter? It’s like Romeo and Juliet meets Alien vs Predator, but with blocky graphics and endless possibilities.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight alongside Romeo as he wields a diamond sword against the Predator’s plasma cannon. Will love conquer all, or will the Predator reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So come on, join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Romeo vs Predator awaits you – are you ready to take on the challenge?