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No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

Benchmark, cocktail party, Copycats, creative accounting, honest work, Investors, loans, make company, Marketing, Minecraft, MONEY, no money, off balance sheet items, pension funds, private equity firm, Problem, reboots apps, rebrands, retail traders., Revenue, RnD, secret recipe, smp, Software company, spin-offs, user base

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Enchantments Applied:	170
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Logfag’s Block Party Minecraft Server

apartment, autism, b.., BLOCK, blue yeti mic, burp, Corn, dirty toilet, failure singer, famous rockstar, gagging, logfag, LOGFAGS, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, no money, Party, public toilet, Server, Shit, TOILET, turbo autism, vomit

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	151	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other.

Picture this: you’re a failed rockstar who needs a Blue Yeti Mic but has no money. Desperate times call for desperate measures, so you decide to eat a random log of turd you find in a filthy public toilet. But little did you know, that turd would give you the luck you needed!

Now, every time you burp, it smells like a mix of corn and log turd. But hey, at least you’re lucky now, right? Join our server and experience the crazy adventures that await you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own lucky turd along the way!

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, dumb, dumb question, Foolish, IDIOTIC, illogical, incoherent, irrational, Ludicrous, MINDLESS, Minecraft, Nonsensical, nonsensical comment, nonsensical conversation, nonsensical response, nonsensical statement, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly remark, SillySMPChats, smp, Unintelligible

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

TrendyCraftRevival

classic, COMEBACK, cultural trend, fashion, fashion history, fashion statement, fashion trend, History, iconic, iconic trend, Nostalgia, old school, past, Popular, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, trend, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

Australian study, blocks, DOCTORS, elite sport, equal pay, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparity, gender inequality, Harassment, healthcare professionals, La Trobe University, ladies, pay gap, physiotherapists, pixels, professional sport, sports industry, Women, Women in sports, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment, workplace inequality

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Black-powder firearms, Cannons, Chunk claiming, civilisation-ending event, coin economy, Conflict system, Conquer, Create, Darius, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Routine Events, silly, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wilds, wine and cheese

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Love Letters Sent:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

Need resources? We’ve got you covered! From FAQs to Mods to Loadouts & Skins, we have everything you need to dominate the game. And don’t forget about our Competitive News & Events – stay up to date with all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1182
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8883
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	253	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Animals Bred:	172	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	2391	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

Absurd, Angry, childish, dumb, Edition, frivolous, immature, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, laughable, mad, Madcraft, MINOR, misunderstanding, Nonsensical, Petty, Pointless, RAGE, reason, Ridiculous, silly, trivial, unimportant

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.